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Wednesday, August 05, 2009

"Perfect"

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up. Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived. Who died and who lived?

The perfect man, because the perfect woman and elves are not real.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

.....in a perfect government controlled country....

Anonymous said...

My wife is a better, well better evrything than me. I dont know why she would want me.

10001110101 said...

Somebody needs a spanking. :)

Anonymous said...

Me or Her?

10001110101 said...

Him.

Anonymous said...

Obviously a perfect man didn't write that, since it has "there" when it should be "their".

Anonymous said...

9:17, you may want to look that up. It's supposed to be "there".

Anonymous said...

To 9:17...

The sentence in question reads, "One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car."

"There" car?

And where did you go to school?

10001110101 said...

7:36 am-you are wrong.
there (âr) KEY

ADVERB:

At or in that place: sit over there.
To, into, or toward that place: wouldn't go there again.
At that stage, moment, or point: Stop there before you make any more mistakes.
In that matter: I can't agree with him there.


their (âr) KEY

ADJECTIVE:
The possessive form of they.
Used as a modifier before a noun: their accomplishments; their home town.
Usage Problem His, her, or its: "It is fatal for anyone who writes to think of their sex" (Virginia Woolf). See Usage Notes at he 1, they.

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