Majority Of Fuel In SU Hazmat Spill Retrieved

From: Richard Culver, Media Relations Director

Cleanup efforts on an estimated 3,000 gallons of diesel oil which leaked from a
fuel line at Henson Science Hall will continue tonight and through the weekend.
According to a representative from Miller Environmental Group, the private
contractor hired for the cleanup, an estimated 2,200-2,300 gallons have been
retrieved so far.

A major portion of diesel oil was trapped on campus in a large sediment holding
tank and in storm water drainage pipes leading into the tank. According to
Miller representatives, it now appears an estimated 300-400 gallons of diesel
fuel actually dispersed into Tony Tank Pond where the storm water outflow is
located.

At a Friday afternoon meeting, Maryland Department of the Environment (MDE)
representatives praised the University's response effort for its speed and
thoroughness. The U.S. Coast Guard, which was on the scene Thursday, has also
complimented the University for its work and cooperation..

Cleanup and recovery began late Wednesday in a partnership with the Coast Guard
and SU, MDE, the Salisbury Fire Department, Wicomico County Emergency Management
and Miller Environmental Group.

MDE and Health Department officials said drinking water and wells in the Tony
Tank neighborhood were not threatened.

GOD BLESS THE SALISBURY CAREER FIRE FIGHTERS ASSOCIATION

Of The International Association of Fire Fighters
LOCAL 4246
P.O. Box 3631, Salisbury, MD 21802
For release on Mar 13th, 2009.

Fire Fighters announce endorsements for upcoming City election

The Salisbury Career Fire Fighters Association (SCFFA) would like to announce our endorsement of Jim Ireton for Mayor of Salisbury, as well as Debbie Campbell and Cynthia Polk for City Council in their respective Districts.

Jim Ireton has a great vision for the City of Salisbury, fire department included, that the SCFFA believes in as well. With fiscal responsibility, including timely audits, Ireton will ensure that the citizens’ money is being spent in the correct manner. Ireton will also strive for a safer City with his public facilities ordinance, which will allow the City to provide more firefighters, emergency medical technicians, and police officers on the street for the citizens. Ireton’s honesty and hard work as Mayor will carry the City well.

Debbie Campbell has proven herself time and again in recent years as a tireless and trustworthy Councilwoman. Campbell’s keen financial eye will keep the City going through the current economic hardship the country is experiencing. Campbell is willing to put forth the extra effort to keep the City running smoothly and properly as a Councilwoman.

Cynthia Polk brings a new perspective to the Council, and she has shown that she is willing to stand up and make changes in the City. Polk will work hard to take care of not only the City, but the citizens and employees as well.

The Salisbury Career FireFighters Association will stand with these candidates as they bring the integrity, diligence, and trustworthiness to the citizens they so rightfully deserve. I hope that the citizens will join us in supporting these candidates on April 7th.


Christopher Truitt
President of the Salisbury Career FireFighters Association
IAFF Local 4246

Fruitland Police Department Press Release: WANTED!

The Fruitland Police Department has an open Arrest Warrant for the following suspect in connection with a reported sexual assault which occurred on Feb 17, 2009:

Accused: THOMAS WILLIAM MARSHALL

African-American Male, 5’7, 180 lbs.
DOB: 09/29/85
Black hair, Brown eyes
LKA: Fruitland, MD

Charges:
Sex Offenses – 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree
Assault – 2nd
Kidnap-Child under 16 yoa
False Imprisonment
Reckless Endangerment

Anyone with information is urged to contact the Fruitland Police Department at 410-548-2804 or CrimeSolvers at 410-548-1776.

THEY'RE BACK!

Just moments ago all three deer returned to visit their new found friends, the horses. I'm confident you'll find all three deer in this photo along with one of our horses. Enjoy.

Glen Beck Show At 5:00 PM Tonight

"Hi Joe, thought I'd drop you a quick note. I am former Sby resident and am so happy I no longer call it home, but still do love your blog. I may not agree with you all the time and if I did just what kinda of world would this be if we all shared the same opinion, but most of the time I do have to agree with you. I am not sure if you are a Fox news fan or not, however they do have a show on every day at 5 called Glen Beck. He expresses view that this country needs to get back to the basic principles that our country was founded on.. I believe his is a libertarian. He is having a special program today at 5 pm called "You are Not Alone"
Apparently alot of his viewers are hosting parties around the country. I am not sure if the show will live up to expectations, but I do like his regular programs any way. I do believe our country is on a course that will destroy it and all the freedoms we all have come to take for granted."

Logan Widdowson Funeral Arrangements

Visitation will be on Sunday from 2:00 to 5:00 PM at the Hinman's Funeral Home in Princess Anne.

There will be another Viewing on Monday from 12:00 PM to 2:00 PM as well.

The Funeral Service on Monday at 2:00 PM at the Antioch Church in Princess Anne.

For further instructions please call 410-651-0990. I'm told donations in Logan's name will go to the Somerset Library and other worthy charities.Please call for additional details.

Fruitland Police Department Press Release

Incident: Theft

On Wednesday, March 11, an FPD officer responded to Apple Drug regarding a theft. Upon arrival, the officer learned that the suspect dropped off a prescription at the pharmacy counter. A few moments later, the suspect gathered three boxes of chocolates and a stuffed animal, having a total value of $51.96, from the display rack and walked out the door without paying for the items. The suspect then fled the area in her vehicle. Upon inspection of the prescription and video surveillance footage which confirmed the suspect’s identity, suspect was later located at her residence and placed under arrest for theft. All items were recovered from suspect’s possession.

Arrested: Wilma Lee Nelson, 51 years of age Pittsville, MD

Charges: Theft < $100

Disposition: Released to Central Booking

HISTORICAL MOMENTS BY GEORGE CHEVALLIER

Tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM sharp.

A Tribute To 911 New York City Firefighters

If this doesn't bring you goose bumps, you're probably already dead.

William E. Lindemon Sought For Theft Of Firearm & Burglary

Suspect Sought in Connection with a Theft of a Firearm and Burglary

Location of Incident: Old Furnace Road, Seaford, Sussex County

Date and Time of Occurrence: January 27, 2009

Suspect(s): William E. Lindemon, IV, 34, white, male, 6’00”, 230 lbs LKA was in Millville, DE.

Resume:

Troopers assigned to Troop – 5, Bridgeville, are actively looking for William Lindemon. He is a suspect in a burglary which occurred back in January of this year to a residence located on Old furnace Road, Seaford. In the burglary a weapon was taken.

Lindemon has active warrants for Burglary and Theft of a Firearm.
Troopers are asking for the publics help.

Anyone who knows the whereabouts of Lindemon is asked to contact the state police at Troop – 5 by dialing 302-337-1090.

Three Kentucky Dogs Are Going To New Homes

Three of the dogs brought in from Kentucky have been fortunate enough to find a new home here in Wicomico County. We can't thank you enough for taking the time to visit the Wicomico Humane Society and visit these animals. There are still several more that need good homes so please, if you have the spare time, go out and visit these wonderful animals and give them a second chance at a good life. Thanks for keeping us posted Linda. Keep up the good work! Fort Knox, (photo above) Mint Julep and Whiskey Jack are the three that have been adopted so far. To see more CLICK HERE.

Rt 13 Outlet Market - Manager's Specials

Delmarva's Fun Place to Shop - on Rt 13 in Laurel, Delaware

A totally unique shopping experience. Totally tax-free. Open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday year-round.

Over 100 vendors with clothing, jewelry, luggage, carpet, pets, electronics, gifts, collectibles and more

A variety of foods and services like sign making, hair care and shoe repair!

Start your own business by calling the manager Lenny at 302-875-4800.

This week's "Manager's Specials" are - Shoe Repair (at door #22) - Men's heels $9-$11 per pair and ladies heels $5-$7 per pair

And from The Signworks - plastic yard signs for your event or business, full color, $8 single sided and $10 double sided.

Harbeson Man Charged with Possessing Child Pornography

Joshua Stec

Location of Incident: 20000 block of Doddtown Road, Harbeson, Delaware, Sussex County

Date of Occurrence: Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Suspect(s): Joshua Stec, 22, of the aforementioned address

Resume: On Wednesday, March 11th, the Child Predator Task Force, DSP detectives and uniformed Troopers from Troop 4 (Georgetown), executed a search warrant at a residence along the 20000 block of Doddtown Road in Harbeson.

Detectives from the ‘Task Force’ conduct ongoing undercover investigations pertaining to the possession and distribution of child pornography over the internet. Their attention recently focused on Joshua Stec of Harbeson and investigators were able to obtain a search warrant for Mr. Stec’s home.

As a result of the search warrant, two computers as well as other digital media were seized and transported to Troop #4 for examination. During the forensic preview, over 30 images of child sexual exploitation were discovered.

Later in the day, Joshua Stec responded to Troop 4 and was subsequently arrested and charged with 29 counts of Using a Computer to Depict a Child in a Prohibited Sex Act. The subject was arraigned and ordered held on a $290,000 secured bond. He was transported to the Sussex Correctional Institute in default of bail.

Source: Obama Official On Leave After FBI Raids

Source: Obama technology official on leave after FBI raids his old DC office, arrests 2

Devlin Barrett and Nedra Pickler, Associated Press Writers

WASHINGTON (AP) -- An aide to President Barack Obama is on leave from his White House job after the FBI raided his old District of Columbia government office Thursday, arresting a city employee and a technology consultant on corruption charges, a White House official said.

The charges were lodged against the two men at a federal court hearing as the FBI finished searching the city's technology office, which was led until recently by Obama's new computer chief, Vivek Kundra.

GO HERE to read more.

MSP Press Release

Driver # 1/ Veh. #1: Terrell Kinta Cephas B/M 31 yoa of Vienna, MD
Minor Injury, Transported to PRMC.

LOCATION: Connelly mill Rd @ Shell Rd., Delmar, Wicomico County , Md.
BRIEF RESUME:

On the above date and time, Maryland State Police of Salisbury Barrack and the Commercial Vehicle Enforcement Division responded to the area of Connelly Mill Rd and Shell Rd., Delmar , Maryland for a single vehicle collision. Vehicle # 1 was traveling W/B on Connelly Mill Rd., when the operator allowed the vehicle to drive off of the roadway and struck a ditch bank causing the vehicle to overturn. The operator of vehicle # 1 was transported to PRMC for minor injuries. The operator of Vehicle # 1 was cited with various traffic charges.
Charges: Charged by traffic citations
INVESTIGATING TROOPER: TFC. T. Staten, and Tfc. T. Corbin of CVED.

Salisbury Tea Party Meeting This Coming Wednesday On The Plaza

Joe:

Particulars about the Meeting on Wednesday the 18th. It is at 6pm downtown Salisbury in front of the IRS office at the picnic tables. The topics we will be discussing are:

Exact location

Speakers

Advertising

Serious attendees

We are looking for individuals, families, business owners and responsible Americans who are ready to act and bring about real, positive tax reforms for themselves, their families and for generations to come. Messages have been left for Bob Caldwell, Rick Pollit and Michael Steele to possibly attend and speak at the event.

We have gotten a huge number of responses in the last 48 hours, largely due to Joe’s blog. We are asking those serious about attending and helping out to join us at this meeting. We do understand many more will become involved as time goes on, but we want this to be well organized and meaningful event. We want our Federal, State and local politicians to listen to us. No more politics as usual. No more slogans, rhetoric, and double speak that results in nothing being done in the favor of the people of this country, or for our future.

christoplerher derek lewis

410-726-3026

facebook page:

salisbury tax tea party ~ maryland

salisburymdteaparty@earthlink.net

What Does One TRILLION Dollars Look Like?

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All this talk about "stimulus packages" and "bailouts"...

A billion dollars...

A hundred billion dollars...

Eight hundred billion dollars...

One TRILLION dollars...

What does that look like? I mean, these various numbers are tossed around like so many doggie treats, try to get a sense of what exactly a trillion dollars looks like.

We'll start with a $100 dollar bill. Currently the largest U.S. denomination in general circulation. Most everyone has seen them, slightly fewer have owned them. Guaranteed to make friends wherever they go.



A packet of one hundred $100 bills is less than 1/2" thick and contains $10,000. Fits in your pocket easily and is more than enough for week or two of shamefully decadent fun.



Believe it or not, this next little pile is $1 million dollars (100 packets of $10,000). You could stuff that into a grocery bag and walk around with it.



While a measly $1 million looked a little unimpressive, $100 million is a little more respectable. It fits neatly on a standard pallet...



And $1 BILLION dollars... now we're really getting somewhere...



Next we'll look at ONE TRILLION dollars. This is that number we've been hearing so much about. What is a trillion dollars? Well, it's a million million. It's a thousand billion. It's a one followed by 12 zeros.

You ready for this?

It's pretty surprising.

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Final 2008 Numbers Are In, Salvation Army Raises $499,710.65

Yesterday afternoon I was honored to be invited to a luncheon at the Fountains where we discussed last years success as being the best year in the history of our local Salvation Army Chapter.

Because of so many of you, business and personal volunteers achieved a goal in which the Salvation Army never expected. In all the years past, the Salvation Army had to hire Bell Ringers and in 2008 they didn't have to pay a single person, thanks to YOU. The numbers weren't just up, they were way up!

The main topic of conversation was actually about all 500+ of YOU! The most special moments yesterday were the conversations about personal experiences expressed on this Blog by volunteers as well as the stories many shared about the people that were so giving. Clearly that touched many hearts. As many of you as I would like to thank, (500+) there's just not enough room here to do so. Some day soon, however, I will get that list and I will post those names because these people are the true heroes to thousands upon thousands of families in need, especially in such trying times.

The Salvation Army presented me with a beautiful jacket in which I will proudly wear next year. A Partnership has been born and together we can ALL make so many lives better in our time of need. From this point forward we will be getting together monthly with the Salvation Army to create charts and again reach out to all of you once again simply for your time. The rewards are unexplainable but one thing I can assure you, you'll become a new human being once you've experienced it.

I hope we can depend on many of you returning this year and again, Salisbury News will be honored to promote your company for volunteering. There will be expanded locations in Salisbury as well as Worcester County. We hope you'll join us and enjoy the gift of giving. Together we CAN have a repeat performance for 2009.

Before I close, more than anything else I want to thank ALL of the people who reached into their pockets and made such unbelievable donations. While there's much to be said about a volunteer that greets you with a smile while ringing a bell, think about how wonderful those volunteers feel when you return that smile and thank them for being there. Clearly this was a win/win for the Eastern Shore.

$499,710.65

THANK YOU!

We The People (Tea Party)!

We Need To Act

"Joe,

What I think is ironic about the problems in our Country is that enemies have stated that they will destroy us from within. We haven’t had any destruction or deaths caused buy our enemies in this Country since the 911 disaster. Now the President, all of the politicians and Home Land Security say it’s because of the great job everyone is doing. Well I’ve got some very disturbing news for them. They are actually supporting the enemy by helping to destroy our economy. Once our Country’s economy sinks to the bottom of the well everything will start to unravel. You’ll probably see more riots, more crime, etc. It is time the American people woke up and voiced their opinion to their Representatives in Washington. Please remember, they are not you bosses, we are their bosses. We, the Citizens of the U.S. have to act and act now before it’s to late.

How many of you feel that poring money, trillions of dollars, into a black hole in space will solve anything. This Country was built on successes and failures. If you succeed that’s great, if you fail you pick yourself up dust yourself off and start all over again. It’s worked for two hundred years, what makes anybody feel that it won’t work today. It’s time to stop bailing businesses out, let them fail and rebuild. Yes, It will be painful for all of us but this Country has done it before and we can do it again. Get rid of all those politicians that don’t have faith in the American people and the American way of life. It really might be a good time to set term limits on the Politicians, that way you won’t have these career representatives that think they are the only ones that know how to solve problems, It would breath new life into Congress every few years. Maybe, just maybe, we would get people in there that want to be there to help and help make a difference.

I’m through sounding off. Joe, I really don’t care if you post this or not. I’m old and tired of seeing our Country being torn apart by our so called leaders. I do feel sorry for the younger generation, they’re going to be in for one heck of a ride.

I guess the best way to say it is put or shut up."

A Toxic Tub for Baby

Take Action!
Ask Congress to
Clean Up Cosmetics

Babies across America are sitting in bubbles tainted with cancer-causing chemicals and other toxins linked to serious health effects, according to a report released today by the Campaign for Safe Cosmetics. Many of the contaminated products are advertised as "gentle," "pure" or "naturally refreshing."

Read the new report, No More Toxic Tub for all the details, but this is the quick and dirty version:

The Campaign sent unopened bubble bath, baby lotion and other products intended for babies and children, purchased in cities across the U.S., to an independent lab to be tested for 1,4-dioxane and formaldehyde. Both chemicals are contaminants that do not appear on product labels, and both are carcinogenic; formaldehyde can also trigger rashes in those with sensitive skin.

The lab tested 48 kids' products for 1,4-dioxane and found it in 67 percent of the products. Of the 28 products tested for formaldehyde, 82 percent were positive. Seventeen products were contaminated with both 1,4-dioxane and formaldehyde.

Huggies Naturally Refreshing Cucumber & Green Tea baby wash, Sesame Street Bubble Bath, American Girl Real Beauty Inside and Out Shower Gel, and even the iconic Johnson's Baby Shampoo were among the products that contained both of these toxic contaminants.

We know that cosmetics can be made without hazardous ingredients and contaminants. So what's going on? How is it legal for companies to sell baby and kids' skincare products that contain toxic chemicals used in embalming fluid, fumigants and automotive coolant? Worse yet, these chemicals aren't even on the label, so even the most ingredient-conscious parents wouldn't know whether the product is safe.

Take action right now: Ask your legislators to clean up cosmetics.

Some industry representatives say that a little bit of formaldehyde or 1,4-dioxane isn't going to harm anyone. But these bath products are regularly used on children in combination with numerous other products. Because our air, water and food can contain harmful chemicals, too, our total daily exposure to toxic chemicals can be significant and can add up to harm.

According to the National Academy of Sciences, several factors contribute to children's special vulnerability to the harmful effects of chemicals:

• A child's chemical exposures are greater pound-for-pound than those of an adult.
• Children are less able than adults to detoxify and excrete chemicals.
• Children's developing organ systems are more vulnerable to damage from chemical exposures.
• Children have more years of future life in which to develop disease triggered by early exposure.

The widespread presence of contaminants and other harmful ingredients in children's bath products is just one symptom of a self-regulated cosmetics industry badly in need of reform. We deserve better!

What Can You Do?

Ask your legislators to give the FDA the authority it needs to ensure that all cosmetics, from baby shampoo to lipstick to body lotion, are truly safe.

Spread the word to friends and family.

Download the report, check the list of products we tested and find safer alternatives at www.safecosmetics.org/toxictub.

Opt Out Of Paper Phone Books By Going GREEN

Green Tip: 19 million trees are surrendered each year to print the millions of unsolicited phone books that show up on your doorstep.

To opt out of receiving paper books, visit http://www.yellowpagesgoesgreen.org/

Takes about two seconds.

Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive Drunk

This St. Patrick’s Day
Don’t Depend on Dumb Luck—Designate a Sober Driver Before the Party Begins

Salisbury, MD- For many Americans, St. Patrick’s Day has become a popular night out to celebrate with friends and family. Unfortunately, due to the large volume of impaired drivers, the night out has also become very dangerous.

Last year on St. Patrick’s Day, nearly half (44%) of the 105 drivers and motorcyclists involved in the fatal crashes had a blood alcohol content (BAC) of .08 or above.

That’s why the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office announced their joint efforts with federal, state and local highway safety and law enforcement officials across the nation to remind all those who plan on celebrating during the St. Patrick’s Day festivities to drink responsibly.

“Whether you are meeting a few friends at the local pub after work or attending a party where you plan on using alcohol, never drive while impaired—and never let your friends drive if you think they are impaired.” “Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive Drunk.” said Sheriff Mike Lewis. He went on to say “There will be Sobriety Checkpoints scheduled for this weekend, and Tuesday. Don’t press your Luck, stay off the road if you have been drinking”

Drunk Driving Prevention

Following these easy steps, a driver can enjoy a safe St. Patrick’s Day without jeopardizing their life and the lives of the others who may be on the road.

Plan a safe way home before the festivities begin;
Before drinking, please designate a sober driver and give that person your keys;
If you’re impaired, use a taxi, call a sober friend or family member, or use public transportation so you are sure to get home safely;
If you are a College Student use Safe Ride;
If you happen to see a drunk driver on the road, don’t hesitate to contact your local law enforcement;
And remember, if you know someone who is about to drive or ride while impaired, take their keys and help them make other arrangements to get to where they are going safely.

Impaired driving is one of America’s deadliest problems. In 2006, 42,642 people were killed in motor vehicle crashes. Out of that number 13,470 people were killed in traffic crashes that involved at least one driver or motorcyclist with a blood alcohol concentration (BAC) of .08 or higher.

“Driving impaired or riding with someone who is impaired is simply not worth the risk,” said Sheriff Lewis. “Not only do you risk killing yourself or someone else, but the trauma and financial costs of a crash or an arrest for driving while impaired can be really significant.”

Don’t depend on dumb luck this St. Patrick’s Day. Designate your sober driver before the party begins.

For more information, please visit www.StopImpairedDriving.org.

Why I Carry A Gun

My old grandpa once said to me, "Son, there comes a time in every man's life
when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when
he becomes too old to take an a$$ whoopin'.

I don't carry a gun to kill people.
I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people.
I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.
I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.
I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.
I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.
I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy.
I carry a gun because, when I die and go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.
I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.
I carry a gun because, unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.

I don't carry a gun because I love it.
I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.

"Police Protection" is an oxymoron.
Free citizens must protect themselves.
Police do not protect you from crime; they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.

Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an a$$ whoopin' ."

.......author unknown (but obviously brilliant)

Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 4 minutes.

The average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 FPS.

A Loyal Viewer Sends In This Bumper Sticker

XOXOXOXO

Joe,

I love animals and I always wanted to see a moose. When I saw her and how friendly she was, I kissed her. She was a huge sweet heart and as soft as silk. She even let me open her mouth and look in. I was told she had been in movies. When I called home from Alaska and told my son about her he told me not to bring her home.

Quite a trip.

Sorry about the quality of the picture as I'm not good at this.

Wilma Lewis

WHY MOM FAINTED AT MY SCHOOL PROGRAM

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Perley Moore Buys A Truck

This is from America's Test Kitchen.

There was a farmer, Perley Moore, who had recently bought a truck and found that the "basic price" was only the beginning. Once the salesman had added on all the extras -- towing package, toolbox, fifth-wheel attachment, etc. -- the price was quite a bit higher. Well, by a strange turn of fate, that same salesman stopped by Perley's farm one day to buy a cow. The dealer examined the herd, picked out a likely
specimen, and asked about the price.

"That's a hundred-dollar cow," Moore replied directly.

"That's fair enough," said the salesman. "I'll take her."

"Well, now, that's the basic price," Moore added, getting out pencil and paper. "There are one or two extras, of course." He made a few notes and handed the paper to the dealer. Here is the final invoice:

Basic cow: $100
Two-tone exterior: $45
Storage compartment and dispensing device: $60
Four spigots @ $10 each: $40
Genuine cowhide upholstery: $75
Dual horns @ $7.50 each: $15
Automatic fly-swatter: $35

Total: $370

Which Is The Blonde?

Okay............here it is. A test to see if your brain is still working.




Which one do you think is the blonde?

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Amazing I did not
See it before..

The Blonde is the oneWith the wrong leg up.

That is OK I did notPass the test EITHER!!!!!