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Saturday, July 26, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Fernando Guerrero Is Now 9-0!


Well, Fernando has done it again with a knock out in the 4th Round! It turns out Fernando Guerrero had been punishing this guy for three rounds when they chose to go after the body in the 4th. After some very heavy punishment to the body Fernando nailed him with a very serious shot to the body and his opponent simply turned around in the middle of the round, walked to his corner and quit.

Hal Chernoff helped cut off the tape of the other boxer in the locker room and he said the kids face looked like he had been in World War III with no backup.

So Congratulations Fernando, Salisbury's Knight in Shining Armor!

Is Obama "Legally" Eligible To Become President???]

According to Pat Shannan, (assistant editor, American Free Press, July 7, 2008) it now appears that Barack Obama is constitutionally ineligible for the office of president. John McCain's eligibility was established in 1964, when courts ruled Sen. Barry Goldwater was eligible although he was born in Arizona when it was a territory, not a state. McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone when it was a U.S. territory.

And, even as the controlled media continues to ignore the ineligibility of Obama, it will not go away. While few doubt that the Democrats will manage to pull off his nomination, all remain poised to view the legal performance.

The first hurdle will be having Obama produce his birth certificate, which so far he has refused to do, and prove that he was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961, as he has always claimed. There is speculation that his American mother may have brought him to Honolulu shortly after his birth in Kenya, but no proof of that has been shown.

According to the law on the books at the time of Obama's birth, the office of president requires that a candidate be a natural born citizen if the child was not born to two U.S. citizen parents. Since he was not, should it be proven that Obama was not born in Hawaii, as claimed, he is ineligible without further debate. But assuming that he was born there, he has another problem.

According to a legal researcher who has contacted AFP, U.S. law very clearly states: 'If only one parent is a U.S. citizen at the time of one's birth, that parent must have resided in the United States for a minimum of 10 years, five of which must be after the age of 16.' And therein lies Obama's new problem.

Barack Obama' s father was never a U.S. citizen. Interestingly, there isn't much paperwork on the marriage of Obama's parents, and this has a few researchers speculating that it never took place at all. On page 27 of Obama: From Promise to Power, David Mendell writes: 'Obama later confessed that he never searched for the government documents on the marriage, although Madelyn (Obama's maternal grandmother) insisted they were legally married.' He also notes that Obama's father apparently was not legally divorced from his first wife back in Kenya at the time, a point of contention that ultimately led to their separation. This also would suggest that there may never have been any legal marriage by Obama's parents at all, but the Constitution does not ban an illegitimate child from the White House, as long as he was born inside the U.S.

Obama's mother was born in Kansas and was only 18 when Obama was born. This means even though she satisfies the citizen requirement for 10 years, she wa s not a citizen for at least five years prior to Barack Obama's birth. In essence, the mother alone is not old enough to qualify her son for automatic U.S. citizenship. At most, two years elapsed from his mother turning 16 to the time of Barack Obama's birth when she was 18. His mother would have needed to have been 16 + 5 = 21 years old at the time of Barack Obama's birth for him to be a natural-born citizen. Barack Obama was already three years old at the time his mother turned 21.

Technically, Obama should have been naturalized as a citizen, but that, of course, would disqualify him from holding the office of president. If these allegations are, accurate, America could install in January of 2009 a new president who is not even a U.S. citizen, neither born nor naturalized.

It should be demanded that Obama produce his 1961 Hawaiian birth certificate.

If he cannot satisfactorily do so, he should be deemed immediately ineligible to hold the office of pres ident.

WOE FOLKS . . .THERE IS YET ANOTHER BANK CLOSURE ANNOUNCEMENT

No sooner than we announced the closure of First National Bank of Nevada, the news wires came in that yet another bank had been taken over by the FEDs late Friday night.

The First Heritage Bank of Newport Beach California has also been taken over by the FDIC.

Remember folks, we were one of the very first news media to issue warnings about a looming banking crisis. You probably won't see this reported on The Daily Times.

Watch and See Just How Many of Your Liberties You Have Lost





This was on C-Span , take a few minutes and watch this, and you will be amazed what has been kept from you on the MSM.

ANOTHER FDIC BANK FOLDS YESTERDAY

I just got wind that The First National Bank of Nevada has folded. The FDIC moved-in yesterday.

Here is the link:
http://www.fnbnonline.com/site/aboutus.html

Remember what SBYnews said just over a week ago. We were the first to announce that there would be more forthcoming. This latest bank fatality is being played down by the FED.

Teach Your Wife How To Handle A Gun

This is a must see video!

Mother of All Bail Outs!

Popeye's Breaks The Law



While a Poultry Inspector, (Off Duty) stood right there watching Popeye's unload boxes of chick off this truck and placed them directly onto the ground, they were clearly violating the law and here's evidence.

You cannot unload products directly onto the ground. They must be on a pallet of some sort. The Off Duty Inspector went inside to say something to the Manager and the Manager couldn't care less.

So when you're heading out to dinner this weekend, know one of the local restaurants aren't following the law and if you chip one of your teeth, it's probably from a stone in the parking lot!

Email from Senator Barbara Mikulski

Do you remember when I asked all of you to write your Senators and Congressmen about the Bills that were in the House and Senate that would allow huge media consolidation? Well, I don't know how many of you wrote your representatives, and I just wanted to show you that I put my money where my mouth is and here is my return letter from Senator Mikulski. Bitching on a website may make you feel better, but you gotta follow up the bitching with a real letter to the person who can make a diff.

Dear Mrs. Burke:

Thank you for contacting me to express your opposition to media consolidation. It's good to hear from you.

I share your concerns about media consolidation and changes to Federal Communications Commission (FCC) rules that would allow for greater consolidation of media ownership. I want to make sure that competition, localism and diversity of media ownership is preserved. I also want to make sure that the free exchange of ideas, on which our nation is based, continues unabated.

You will be happy to hear that the Senate recently approved a resolution (S. J. Res. 28) which would reverse recent changes the FCC implemented to media ownership rules. This resolution must now be approved by the House of Representatives. You can be sure that I will continue to watch this process very closely.

Again, thank you for taking the time to write. If I can be of any assistance to you in the future, please feel free to let me know.

Sincerely,
Barbara A. Mikulski
United States Senator

P.S. If I can be of further assistance in the future,
please visit my website at http://mikulski.senate.gov
or call my Washington D.C. office at 202-224-4654

Dear Dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands
and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

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