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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Shooting In Salisbury Tonight?"

"Salisbury shooting Sunday evening on Jackson Street...shot fired at house...no injuries...but there is no crime in Salisbury?"

The Press Release you won't see from the Salisbury Police Department.

We can use one of these on the Shore

Soldiers Welcome Home

While the turn out last night was better than expected, a Family actually drove all the way from Cambridge to welcome these Soldiers home after reading about it on the Salisbury News. Yes, I said Soldiers. To every one's pleasure, there was a second Soldier on the Plane.

Merry Christmas!

HAS WAYNE GILCHREST GONE AWOL?



Congressman Gilchrest has closed his Salisbury office already, even though his term runs for another month. Here's the office facade and a close up of his message telling his constituents not to call him anymore.

Does this mean Wayne's Staff, (including Greg Bassett's Wife who works for Gilchrest's office) won't be at work either? I can see the next Bailout headlines now. American Government Officials Get Bailout Along With Auto Industry.

Poplar Hill Pre Release Center Closing

The Poplar Hill Pre Release Center is going to be closing. No date has been given as of yet but all pre release inmates will be moved from Poplar Hill to ECI Annex building. All officers will be reassigned to ECI and ECI annex.

This could get VERY interesting!

A Day In The Life Of Joe Smith

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG ).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made
In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA ...

Human Perfection in the Physical World

Police Lieutenant Charged 4X With DUI In 2008, Plus Hit & Run

http://wbal.com/apps/news/templates/news.aspx?articleid=18424&zoneid=3

Fruitland Police Department Adopt A Family




Joe:

After a long and challenging week, we were delighted to brighten the holidays for thirteen Fruitland families this morning as we delivered food, toys and clothing to each. Some moms were moved to tears as this holiday season was a challenge for many of them. “Santa” and his helpers had wonderful time and we took pleasure in the positive and appreciative comments we received for our efforts. We would like to express our appreciation to the following for their donations, time and support:

Redmen Tribe 149 John and Dee McDonnell

Walmart Councilman Richard Tull

Fruitland Lions Club Sara Carmine

St. John’s Church Kim Marshall

Boy Scout Troop 176 Roland Palmer

East Fields Homeowners Assoc. and everyone who filled our collection boxes.

Fruitland Meat Market

A huge thank you to Chief Phillips and his family, Debbie, Susie, Debbie, Janeka, Jeannie Ciszewski and Chaplain Mike White for their support and assistance with this heartfelt project. Lastly, thank you Joe, for promoting this project weeks ago. Merry Christmas to you and your family!

Sandy Bradley

Salisbury Police Department Press Releases

On December 16, 2008 at approximately 6:15 pm, Officers of the Salisbury Police Department received a call to respond to a residence on the five hundred block of Alabama Avenue for the report of a domestic type argument. Upon arrival, the officers made contact with the below listed suspect. The officers attempted to check the suspect for weapons and one of the officers was pushed and struck by the suspect. The suspect was taken into custody.

ARRESTED: Alexander Michael Hahner, 36 years of age Salisbury, Maryland

CHARGES: Second degree assault on a police officer

DISPOSITION: Released to Central Booking
CC # 200800045771

On December 17, 2008 at approximately 10:14 am, Officers of the Salisbury Police Department arrested the below listed suspect as a fugitive from Laurel, Delaware. A records check revealed that the suspect was wanted in Delaware for Theft of a Motor Vehicle.

ARRESTED: Brenda Lea Gannon, 44 years of age Fruitland, Maryland

CHARGES:
Fugitive warrant-Delaware
For Theft of a Motor Vehicle

DISPOSITION: Released to Central Booking
CC # 200800045832

On December 17, 2008 at approximately 10:35 am, Officers of the Salisbury Police Department were on routine patrol in the area of Baker Street and observed the below listed suspect trespassing on posted property. The suspect was arrested for trespassing and a search of her person, incident to arrest, revealed that the suspect was in possession of a smoking device containing suspected crack/cocaine residue.

ARRESTED: Chandra Kay Simpson, 31 years of age Salisbury, Maryland

CHARGES:
Trespassing
Possession of cocaine
Possession of CDS/paraphernalia

DISPOSITION: Released to Central Booking
CC # 200800045837

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