A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a nickel. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickel and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before; it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?”
“No,” the woman replied. “Divorce attorney”.
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Attention
Monday, October 15, 2007
THIS IS MY COUNTRY!
Let me make this perfectly clear!
THIS IS MY COUNTRY!
And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY.
Welcome to come through like everyone else has.
Get a sponsor!
Get a place to lay your head!
Get a job!
Live by OUR rules!
Pay YOUR taxes!
And
LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!!
AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES.
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
When will AMERICAN'S STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS???
We've gone so far the other way ... bent over backwards not to offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN that's being offended!
WAKE UP America!!!
Someone Threatens My Life Again
John Robinson has a Blog Site in which the following information was recently added. The last comment is what brings it over the top. Proper Authorities have been contacted and Robinson should manage his site better. GO HERE to see the rest of the nasty comments. The fact that Robinson allowed such a comment and did NOT remove it makes me quite curious as to what HIS intent is? My guess is that he'll be getting a call very soon.
Anonymous said...
What ever happened to Robinson suing Albero?
October 9, 2007 5:53 PM
Anonymous said...
NOTHING. Joe can't be sued. He has no reputation and is proven liar. So why sue? Besides isnt the mayor and cheif suing him?
October 11, 2007 4:29 PM
Anonymous said...
Sometimes it's cheaper just to kill someone.
October 11, 2007 4:30 PM
Salisbury's New City Hall?????
Not long ago I announced that I had inside information in which the Mayor was aggressively trying to purchase the Allfirst Bank on the Downtown Plaza. This was confirmed Saturday when Shanie Shields brought it up and the Mayor not only confirmed it, she publicly thanks John Pick for finding the property owners name out so they could contact them further on the property.
First of all, Idiot, they have a HUGE sign on the building with an 800# on it if you're interested in purchasing the building. Secondly, Dee, Dee, Deeee, these people do pay taxes on this property, so why the big deal about Mr. Pick working so diligently and being able to actually find the owner?
Nevertheless, this woman will stop at NOTHING to blow the City's money! For the record. The owner of this property paid $325,000.00 for the property. I have been trying to purchase this building for about a year now and I made two calls into the owner in which he wanted $750,000.00 for it and now all of a sudden it's up to $1,250,000.00! I WONDER WHY BARRIE? Now don't think I actually care because I too own a piece of property on that PLaza and if they sell it for that kind of money, mine will go up for sale too.
Nevertheless, Mr. Holland stated very quickly, the building is not big enough because City Government keeps growing. He's right. Then I mentioned Station 16. It took a few seconds but all of a sudden Shanie Shields turned her head, nodded up and down saying yes and said, good idea.
I don't know why they're missing it but they should finally do something the Citizens want. Keep the old Fire Station 16, renovate it and even add onto it if they must and move the City Hall there. Nah, Joe Albero suggested it and the stubborn Mayor being the Idiot that she is will never agree that I have good ideas. Hey Barrie, here's another good idea, let's see if you like it. Take a long walk off a short pier.
City Adds New Traffic Sign
WHAT THE HELL FOR?
The City added a new Stop Sign at Mill Street and Main Street at the end of the Downtown Plaza. Why, Lord only knows? There are now two stop signs there, neither of which "anyone" pays attention to.
The dumbest part is, where the hell are the Police, making sure people actually stop? I sat there for 3 hours on Saturday and not one vehicle obeyed the Stop Sign! Oh, and you can believe there are a ton of vehicles coming through each direction of this intersection.
IF there was ANY productive meaning towards this move, plant Officers there and start writing tickets. Do you not have anything better to do Barrie?
Did You Read Today's Daily Times?
County Executive Rick Pollitt wrote a Letter to the Editor today in which he mentions my offering to help his Family out when the wells went dry. Thank You Rick. As always, the Daily Times couldn't let the kind gesture stick in people's minds so they added their News Tracker to mention the lawsuits against me from the Mayor and Chief of Police.
You talk about a piece of sh*t newspaper. Will they ever grow up? If my Father In Law writes a Letter to the Editor they always tag on, Art Goetz is the Father of Jennifer Albero who is suing the City of Salisbury. Joe Albero is the Husband of Jennifer Albero who sued the City of Salisbury, as if no one knows who I am.
The Daily Times needs to grow up and stop playing their petty games. Then again, how about I start blasting them for all their mistakes?
The Asbury Church Project Is Finally Complete
May I See Your Permit Please?
Signs like this are going up all over the City for Student Rentals, yet the City doesn't seem to be doing anything about it? These signs are ILLEGAL and it shouldn't take Citizens or Blogs to expose them for this illegal activity. These Slum Lords know what's legal and what's not, FINE THEM without warning. When someone let's their Parking Meter run out of time, you don't WARN them for breaking the law. YOU FINE THEM ON THE SPOT! Enough is enough with this FOB crap!
Before & After????
Two weeks ago I created a Post showing the building above in desperate condition in immediate need of being torn down. The Post created enough attention that the County Executive Rick Pollitt and Jim Finneran took it upon themselves to get something done about it right away. As you can clearly see from the second and third photo, the building is completely gone, (thanks to the Owner and the Real Estate Agent getting right on the ball) and I have to tell you, whomever did the work are true professionals. There's not a stick of debris left on that property, it's that clean!
Then we take a look at the 4th photo of this group. This is the home directly across the street from the Salisbury Police Department. This property is not only an eye sore, it too is dangerous and for years, (I do mean YEARS) this home continues to stand and the City can do nothing to have it torn down.
I remember exposing this property two years ago and honest to God, it's still standing. There's a huge difference between the City and the County. The County gets results.
A Message From Senator Andy Harris
Friends,
This week, our campaign announced the amount of money we have raised since July 1st. This was a great quarter in our campaign. People are willing to open their wallets to help our campaign because they realize we need a change in the first district. When people see my fiscally conservative record in the State Senate and then compare it Gilchrest's liberal fiscal record, such as voting for over $30 billion in new taxes this year; they are willing to invest in my campaign to bring fiscal responsibility to Washington.
For those of you curious how much we raised, let me give you a brief summary. We raised over $352,000 bringing our total raised this year to $526,000. We have $402,000 cash on hand. These fundraising numbers show we will have the money necessary to get our message out to the voters.
Unlike Gilchrest, our campaign cannot send out full-color mailers paid by taxpayers to people throughout the district, so we have to continue to raise money right up until the election.
I appreciate all of your support for my candidacy. The momentum is definitely building in our favor. Don't forget to visit www.andyharris08.com
Thanks,
Andy
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