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Saturday, October 28, 2006

Car Thefts On The Rise In Salisbury!

I just received another call from another friend of mine who just had their car stolen overnight! This makes it the second friend in two weeks that had their car stolen in two weeks! It may be the 20th most dangerous City in America but from what I can tell, everyone's Insurance rates are about to skyrocket as well!

This is also another reason why the Chief of Police should live in the City. Maybe if his car was stolen they'd do more about crime? Don't get me completely wrong here folks, it's far more involved than you think. The economy sucks, places are going out of business like there's no tomorrow, millions and millions of people are declaring bankruptcy each and every month in record numbers, children are dropping out of schools like there's no tomorrow and everyone wonders why kids are breaking into homes and stealing cars? Dee, Dee, Deeeee!

If you know of anyone else who has had their vehicle stolen lately, let us know. This could get very interesting. Maybe there's a whole lot more of this going on then we know of?

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