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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Missing Lab

Hi Joe.

I'm hoping you can help with a missing pet of Pastor Mike Phillips of Delmar Church of God. Unfortunately, I don't have a photo but he is a black male Lab, 5-years-old that lives in the Pepperbox Road area. His name is Dozer. He was last seen last night. We would appreciate any help if you can. They can contact me through my email address: ccchase@comcast.net. Thanks a million!

A devoted reader.

UPDATE: Dozer has been found!!! Thank you for your help Joe!

MORE INSIDE POOP ON SALISBURY’S WWTP

As Barrie Tilghman rides the verge of becoming “history” of the worst kind for the City of Salisbury, stuff is beginning to leak big time. A copy of these documents recently surfaced.

Hopefully, the City has the contractor’s Performance Bond that the State required for its special financing and has not waived any warranty of performance obligations under the contract with O/Brien & Gere.

Despite Barrie’s promise to disclose full details about the problems at the WWTP in the first week of April, she has not yet done so. Of course that would have been before the election, but it occurred over 10 days ago.

Barrie’s silence is deafening. Perhaps she will come clean at the City Council meeting on Monday.







Don't Miss Pork In The Park This Weekend








We arrived yesterday anticipating a huge crowd and we got exactly what we had expected. There were so many dignitaries there, far too many to mention.They did the ribbon cutting ceremony and off we went. I actually thought I'd go there and hang out with my Grandson for a little while and the next thing we knew we were leaving after dark, we had a BLAST!

I want to thank all of the people that came up to me thanking me for what we do. It's always great to get such a reception because all of this is done for YOU. Nevertheless, make sure you get out there and have some fun. The kids rides are slightly more expensive this year but if you buy the bulk tickets they're around $22.00 for 20 tickets and the main rides take 3 tickets each. That's not too bad.

The food is to die for. I'll have additional Posts on that later but bring a healthy apatite and go enjoy the Battle of the Bands tonight. That should be really worth while. The gates open at 10:00 AM this morning and if you click on Pork in the Park on our calendar to the right you'll get more details.

I'll see you there I'm sure. Enjoy this beautiful day!

A Thing Of Beauty

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RABIES VACCINATION CLINIC

WHERE: Wicomico County Humane Society, 5150 Citation Drive, Salisbury

WHEN: Sunday, April 19th, 10am - 12pm

COST: $10.00 Cash Only

37 Best Oxymorons:

37. Jumbo Shrimp
36. Adult Male
35. State Worker
34. Legally Drunk
33. Exact Estimate
32. Act Naturally
31. Found Missing
30. Resident Alien
29. Genuine Imitation
28. Airline Food
27. Good Grief
26. Government Organization
25. Sanitary Landfill
24. Alone Together
23. Small Crowd
22. Business Ethics
21. Soft Rock
20. Butt Head
19. Military Intelligence
18. Sweet Sorrow
17. Happily Married
16. Now And Then
15. Passive Aggression
14. Clearly Misunderstood
13. Peace Force
12. Extinct Life
10. Terribly Pleased
09. Computer Security
08. Political Science
07. Tight Slacks
06. Definite Maybe
05. Pretty Ugly
04. Rap Music
03. Working Vacation
02. Religious Tolerance
01. Microsoft Works

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, ca n you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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