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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Weather Alert

Black ice to hamper travel tonight into early Monday morning.
Temperatures tonight will fall to near or below freezing. Temperatures combined with moisture left on roadways from tonights rain/snow fall may result in areas of black ice on roadways, especially on bridges and overpasses. Drivers should use caution if venturing out tonight or early Monday morning.

Remember, You Heard It Here First Folks

FOX News just put out THIS article. Reminds you of the Daily Times, doesn't it?

Bomb Threat In Easton


A Bomb Threat was just called in at the WalMart in Easton. It turns out, the Wicomico County Sheriff's Office just sent TWO Dogs to Easton because ALL other agencies have their Dogs in Washington, D.C. for the Presidential Inauguration. Hopefully I'll have nothing further to report.

Tomorrow's Main Post

At 9:00 AM Salisbury News is excited to bring back animals up for adoption at the Humane Society. We'll have photos of both Dogs and Cats all set to be adopted right away. OMG, wait till you see what we deliver!

Have You Seen Today's Salisbury News Daily Times?

Look, no matter what is said any more, there's no question ALL of the MSM is now following the lead of Salisbury News. The links below clearly show more evidence apparently on the FRONT PAGE showing news we brought to you two weeks ago.

I guess you can say they have their market now and Salisbury News has our market. We deliver the news weeks in advance and the Daily Times, well, they just follow Salisbury News and pick and choose what they think their customers might like to read and follow our lead. Then again, nothing has really changed in the past few years other than the volume of readership here at Salisbury News going through the roof.

Saturday was yet another record Saturday for us as well. This may be the last time you hear me mention this kind of stuff about the Daily Times because as far as I'm concerned Salisbury News has surpassed their numbers and is weeks ahead of them with news and information. I welcome you to check out these two articles.

http://delmarvanow.com/article/20090118/NEWS01/901180303&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL

http://delmarvanow.com/article/20090118/NEWS01/901180302&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL

FEDERAL REGULATORS CLOSE TWO MORE BANKS

Once again, just like clockwork the FEDS have stepped-in on a Friday evening and seized control of two more US Banks. This comes at the same time that it was announced that more US bailout money is needed for Bank of America and Citicorp.

The latest two casualties are the National Bank of Commerce of Berkeley, Illinois and Bank of Clark County of Vancouver, Washington.

Click here to read more: http://www.thestreet.com/story/10458503/1/regulators-close-two-banks.html?cm_ven=GOOGLEN

Shooting in Butte, Montana

Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders :

Butte, Montana November 5, 2007

Two illegal aliens, Raphael Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.

It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.

Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floo
r only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.

When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.

Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, & MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news........an 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home and herself......against two murderous, illegal aliens .......and she wins, she is still alive.

Now that is Gun Control!

It is Scholarship Time Again!

If you are a parent of or know a high school senior that is heading to college and will be majoring in the Arts, please let them know about and forward them the following...

The Worcester County Arts Council’s Student Scholarship award program is under way. The Arts Council is offering again art scholarships to graduating seniors who are Worcester County residents interested in pursuing academic careers in the arts.

Graduating seniors, who will major in the visual, performing, music or media arts, are encouraged to apply. Scholarships are also available to college art majors wishing to continue their education in the arts.

This is a merit scholarship and award decisions are based on evaluation of talent, dedication and potential, not financial need.

Applications must be received by April 1, 2009 at the Worcester County Arts Council, 6 Jefferson Street, Berlin, Maryland. Applicants are judged on their visual, dramatic or musical presentations in the form of DVD, CD, or video recordings. Applications are available at the Worcester County high schools through the guidance offices and are also available at the Arts Council’s office and on the web: www.worcestercountyartscouncil.org under Art Scholarships.

For more information please call 410-641-0809.

The Worcester County Arts Council would like to thank the Carrabba’s Italian Grill Restaurant in West Ocean City for generous donation of dinner for 12 to be raffled on March 31, 2009. The proceeds from the raffle will benefit our scholarship program. Raffle tickets are only $10 each and are limited. You don’t have to be present for the drawing. Tickets can be purchased at the Arts Council located at 6 Jefferson Street in Berlin, MD or charged by phone (410-641-0809) with your Visa or Master Card.

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The Worcester County Arts Council is a non-profit corporation whose mission is to promote and encourage visual and performing arts in Worcester County. The Arts Council is committed to providing necessary funds to various arts organizations as a way to increase public awareness of arts availability, and to provide affordable arts events not usually offered to those living in the surrounding areas

The Worcester county Arts Council is supported by a grant from the Maryland State Arts Council, an agency dedicated to cultivating a vibrant cultural community where the arts thrive. An agency of the Department of Business & Economic Development, the MSAC provides financial support and technical assistance to non profit organizations, units of government, colleges and universities for arts activities. Funding for the Maryland State Arts Council is also provided by the National Endowment for the Arts, a federal agency, which believes that a great nation deserves great art. The Worcester County Arts Council receives support also from Worcester County Commissioners and from the membership of over 350 members and businesses.

Giving Birth At 65 Years Old

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM... O.K.?!!"

Welfare Poem


I cross ocean,
Poor and broke,
Take bus,
See employment folk.

Nice man treat me
Good in there,
Say I need to
See welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
Right to your door.'

Welfare checks,
They make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
You healthy!

By and by,
I get plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
In motherland,
Tell them 'come
Fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
And Ford trucks,
I buy big house
With welfare bucks

They come here,
We live together,
More welfare checks,
It gets better!

Fourteen families,
They moving in,
But neighbor's patience
Wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
Moves away,
Now I buy his house,
And then I say,
'Find more aliens
For house to rent.'
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
They just trash,
But they, too,
Draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
Very good,
And soon we
Own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
For baby feeding.

Kid's need dentist?
Wife's need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American's crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.

We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good for
The white man race.
If they no like us,
They can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan .

It is interesting that the federal government provides a Single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 And each can also get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of$2,470.00 .

This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement.

Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!

Stop Whining!

Say after me - I WILL NOT complain about my job, EVER AGAIN!!

Today Is Brooke Mulford Day

On January 4th, 2009, God took Brooke Mulford to the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOPS).

As we are all aware, she has been diagnosed with Stage 4 Neuroblastoma. Brooke is a strong little girl, but she still needs our help.

On Sunday January 18th, the Bank of Delmarva in concert with SYSCO & many others will be hosting "Brooke's Day" at Market Street Inn. Lunch will begin at 11am and will be served to 4pm. Dinner will start at 4 and be served until 11pm.

The specials for the day will be a sample of Brooke's favorite dishes: salmon, filet mignon with chocolate demi-glace, seared scallops and of course Chef Joel's now famous crab & lobster soup. Ice cream will be free to all children all day long.

Everyone is invited to come show your support for Brooke and Amy and Rob.

Stop by for lunch, dinner or a drink & appetizer on "Brooke's Day" & be sure to sign the giant banner which w ill be sent to the Mulfords in Philadelphia.

Please visit www.caringbridge.org/visit/brookemulford for updates from the Mulford family.

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