to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly
hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest
house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed,
'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there,
find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
going to cost us.'
So the couple walked up
to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come
on in.'
When they opened the
door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the
place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near
the pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the
couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my
window?
'Uh...yeah!, sir. We're
sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.
'Oh, no apology is
necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see, I'm a
genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
years.
Now that you've released
me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one
wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my
self.'
Wow, that's great!'
the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd
like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life.'
'No problem,' said the
genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll
guarantee you a long, healthy life!'
'And now you, young
lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.
'I'd like to own a
gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with
servants,' she said.
'Consider it done,' the
genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire,
burglary and natural disasters!'
'And now,' the couple
asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'
'Well, since I've been
trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more
than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
wife.'
The husband looked at
his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a
fortune, and all those houses. What do you
think?'
She mulled it over for a
few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our
good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
honey?'
You know I love you
sweetheart,' said the husband.I'd do the same for
you!'
So the genie and the
woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon
enjoying each other.
The genie was
insatiable.
After about three hours
of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly
into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your
husband?'
'Why, we're both 35,'
she responded breathlessly.
'No Kidding,' he
said.
'Thirty-five years old
and you both still believe in
genies?'
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