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Saturday, October 14, 2006

The Harris Family Treated The Jannace Campaign To A Wonderful Boat Trip Down The Wicomico River
























Good friends and fellowship were achieved this evening thanks to the Harris Family.

The spread was unbelievable and everyone had a fantastic time.

Did I mention that the Harris Family were the ones that donated the $5,000.00 for the Otters at the Salisbury Zoo and Jim Rapp took credit for the whole thing?

Say Goodnight Gracie!

NEMO IS A CHAMPION!!!!!!


Ladies & Gentlemen,

Nemo has just won"Best Of Winners" at the New York Show just moments ago and he is finished, he's a Champion and is immediately retired!

This is BIG NEWS! Salisbury has another Champion Dog handled by Cassandra Williams!!!!

The Night Of The Living Zoo



BOO!














Don't forget to bring your children out tonight to the Salisbury Zoo for their annual Halloween event. This is the final night for the event.

Last night there were groups of teenagers just hanging out just outside the entrance of the Zoo.

I doubt very seriously this is the kind of crowd the Zoo was expecting as this event is more for children, not teenagers. As long as their paying though, who cares, right?

It's a huge fund raiser for the Zoo and with the weather holding out it should bring in some $35,000.00 for the Zoo. We'll have to see if Ron Alessi announces the figures at the next Zoo Commission Meeting?

The Old Mall Owner Meets With City Officials


Hello Chief, Inspector, Chief, Inspector.
Chief, Chief, Inspector, Inspector.
Inspector, Chief, Chief, Inspector.
Inspector, Chief, Inspector, Chief.

Hey, Guys, can we make the decision if we can open a XXX Rated Peep Show Shop here or not? I thought it was a Strip Club?
No, the Bikers want a Pudding Wrestling Club here.
What's this rumor of a Key Club?
Will you have a Fire Pole in the joint?

They're Gone, LET'S PARTY!


Very soon after the authorities left the Old Salisbury Mall, one of the Owners of the Mall decided it was time to clean up and have a little fun.

Tell me, would you bring this home to Momma?

Shame On You Bubba!


The Abbott and Costello couple were at it again!

Although his head was turned and we couldn't exactly hear what he was saying, it seemed obvious Mike Dunn was tearing Bubba a new one for something or other. Why just look at his guilt.

Then again, maybe he was discussing the Write In CJ Jannace for County Executive Sign in the background? All I can say is from the looks of things is, I've been a baaaaaad boy Abbott.