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Saturday, January 20, 2007

Hillary Clinton Launches White House Bid

Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton started off her campaign for the White House on Saturday. Her intent is to become the first female president.

OK, sorry Folks, I just can't do this. I've said more than enough about this issue and I've done what is expected of me, I've made an announcement.

Let this post take its own life because I'll have nothing more to do with it.

The Daily Times Just Flat Out Sucks!

Not only was my paper extremely thin today, I read the Cheers and Jeers section of today's paper and thought to myself, what a crock of shit!

They'll praise the Salisbury Zoo for an exhibit that clearly stated it was coming by Fall of 2006 and then claimed that there hasn't been another major exhibit since 1970?

OK, how about the alligator exhibit? Then there's the bird exhibit just across from that one. Oh, did we forget the new Tropics Trail? Let's also screw the company that paid and built the entire Flamingo exhibit only a couple of years ago. How about the Otter exhibit?

Granted, the Hazel Family have done wonders for the Salisbury Zoo and they absolutely deserve recognition for such BUT HERE'S A THOUGHT FOR THE DAILY TIMES!

CHEERS TO SPARKLE WASH FOR REMOVING MOST OF THE GRAFFITI OFF THE BUILDINGS IN DOWNTOWN SALISBURY!

IF the Daily Times didn't have their head up their own a**es all the time they might actually become a decent paper! However, they only spread what the Mayor wants spread and God Forbid we mention Gangs in Salisbury or Wicomico County as well as any Graffiti on the buildings.

Do note what you will get from the Daily Times, this Mayor and the Zoo Staff. Unless you donate more money than the next person, you'll quickly be forgotten and that's one reason why the Salisbury Zoo is failing so badly and why no one else will donate any serious money to them any longer. Very poor management!

How Many Years Will The Zoo Celebrate It's 50th Birthday?

How's It Working For You C.J.?

How Do You Spell P A R K I N G?

Perhaps it says, PARK N GO?

What Did You Do Today Honey?

I squatted down in an alley way in Downtown Salisbury and had my picture taken. Very sexy dear, very sexy!

Illegal Campaign Signs

It seems to me that I posted this sign once before on the Plaza not that long ago and it's still there. The one heading West out of town on Rt. 50 is still in that front lawn as well for Mr. McCain. Could it be he'll get labeled a FOB if they don't come down?

Graffiti Hits One Plaza East

It looks like the marker fairies have landed at One Plaza East. I think I'll go out there myself this weekend and remove it, since they seem to be ignoring it for days now.

You Know You're A Redneck When.........

Time For Tea Closes Their Doors For Good

It's my understanding, due to family health problems they have decided to close the doors of this fine little gem directly across the street from the GOB. I'm thinking Starbucks at 300 W. Main Street, eh? How much support do you think it get Downtown?

Doug Church Wins Another Round


Although Doug Church found himself in Goodwill buying a quick suit that fit a man twice his size and two feet taller, he certainly had better luck with the well dressed T.J. Malone and his well prepared defense.

The honorable Judge Davis enjoyed the creativity of the opposing attorney, it wasn't a good enough argument to get what they wanted and hoped for but they knew it was a fine line coming into the whole thing in the first place.

IMO, leave Doug alone until the new City Council is on board. You're wasting a lot of time and money on this matter. When each and every board is held responsible for their actions, then it would be time to go after them all.