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Saturday, September 29, 2007

O'Malley Has No Clue What He's Doing

Do you all want to know why we're getting ready to get screwed by the Governor of Maryland and who's fault it is? It's YOUR fault.

As many of you saw this decent looking guy who seemed to be trustworthy, you're about to get boned in a big way, simply because his administration is far too lazy.

Look, I'm about to tell you something that is out of the normal reach of understanding but it is factual and can easily resolve ALL the tax problems in the State of Maryland and even across America.

How many times do you walk into a business and NOT get a receipt? I'm not just talking about a Guest Check with a Casio calculator receipt. I'm talking about a genuine register receipt!

Go to any Chinese Restaurant. cleaners, car wash, you name it, they're SCREWING YOU! The State of Maryland already has a system that is absolutely perfect for ALL businesses. Years ago, (believe it or not) I was the very first KENO Customer in the State of Maryland. Those Keno and Lottery Machines were absolutely bitchin!

Here's how they worked. You'd sell a ticket and it would calculate the sales for the day/week. The money would be deposited into a separate account and the State would take their earnings out of that account once a week. What was left over was your commissions and earnings.

IF the State had a register system that automatically did the same thing in which it would automatically take out the tax INCOME the business has already taken in cash wise, the State would gain an additional 3 to 4 billion dollars a year that businesses are LYING and screwing each and every one of YOU!

I don't know WHEN YOU PEOPLE are going to get it and actually start acting responsible but the fact is, IT'S YOUR FAULT! If YOU walk into a business and they give you a calculator receipt, call the Police! Report them to the IRS instantly! Are your fingers broken? Don't walk into a damn antique shop and PAY TAXES, (you Idiot) and NOT get a receipt proving the other Idiots are actually going to pay it! ACT responsible for once and then your taxes won't go up!

If the business refuses to offer you a receipt, thrown everything back on the counter and say, I DON'T WANT IT! Look, the IRS only has so many people working for them. YOU need to help them as they cannot fix something they are NOT aware of! What happened to the old America anyway? Terrorism starts right here at home. IF you see a clerk not ringing it up, are they sending that money over to terrorists and laughing IN YOUR FACE because they know they just got an additional 5% out of you and they never intended to pay our Government that money?

Get off your lazy asses any more and call the IRS! YOU make a difference and then we won't hear about these raids and everyone get shocked this was happening right in our own back yards! YOU KNEW IT ALL ALONG!

The State needs to take the high risk cheating businesses and force them to use this new register system that will report ALL sales and they can take their taxes out instantly, if not daily. The Store collected the funds from YOU, they better NOT bitch about the State collecting THEIR money right away! It wasn't the store's to start with!

As I know the Governor reads this Blog daily, I refuse to stand by any politicians side when they're too damn lazy to make the system work. They would rather PUNISH you and I for these jackasses who are STEALING for you and I. REPORT THESE CHEATERS IMMEDIATELY! Then perhaps your taxes won't go up. The other thing everyone will recognize from this system would be ONE style of receipt from each and every store. In other words, the State would provide the paper and each receipt would be on a roll provided by the state.

Oh, if you disagree with this system, more than likely you're one of those cheaters. This is America and we're at war. It's time to own up to what we have to do as a Country and fix some of the major problems with extremely easy solutions. That being said, if you have a better idea I welcome your comments and suggestions. Being that I have experience with these Keno Machines, I happen to have first hand knowledge that the state can know each and every day exactly what your sales were and what they can absolutely collect directly out of your account every day or week. If the cheating ends, the State will have so much extra money it isn't funny. Quit punishing ALL of us O'Malley and start going after those who are screwing US and protest US instead!

Family Fun Pak

Has anyone noticed how screwed you're getting any more at the Grocery Stores? Even in the Candy Department they have now put out there a new Family Pak of snack food that used to be 10 decent sized candy bars for usually $1.00 is now reduced to 8 bars and they're 1/3 smaller than they used to be!

Oh I know Billy Duvall will be all over me about this but I don't care. This has got to be price fixing and let me tell you why. How come ALL manufacturers did the exact same thing at the exact same time? When Chrysler came out with the Mini Van and the PT Cruiser, it took a year or two before anyone else came up with the same kind of vehicle.

Anyhow, I think it sucks that these manufacturers get away with it and that the consumer is that stupid to fall for it. The cost of buying a candy bar didn't go up 1/3? Heck, they didn't go up at all! So why the all of a sudden increase?

Oh well, they've lost any of my business on them any more. I used to love freezing the small Milky Way Bars. Not any more.