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Monday, February 16, 2009

Breaking News On Ted Shea

Ted wasn't shot 5 times Ladies & Gentlemen. I know some reports even came out saying he was shot 3 times. Get this, the man was shot 8 TIMES!

Ted is doing well and his spirits are very good. Nevertheless, the man was shot a total of 8 times! At some time around 3:00 PM today they did surgery to remove 2 bullets from his left leg.

Here's what's interesting. Now you'll have to follow the math here because the numbers won't make sense but just follow me for a second.

There were 8 shots fired. One struck Ted in the right leg. Five bullets struck his left leg and three bullets struck his abdomen. I know, that's 9 bullets. However, one went through his abdomen and then struck one of his legs. If you're still confused, I can't help you.

The man was shot a total of 8 times. Two bullets were being removed today from his left leg. This is a very blessed man Folks.

Campbell on Reddish



Bill Reddish will have Debbie Campbell on his morning show at 7:20 a.m. The topic is CRIME. The show is broadcast on WICO 1320 AM.

Most Recent Update On Fruitland's Doris Smith

Last week Doris Smith was struck by a truck while walking into the Fruitland Post Office. Her condition was critical and still is but she was stable enough to make the flight from PRMC to the University of Maryland Shock Trauma Hospital today. She has made it past the critical 72 hour mark and things are looking up for Doris but she has a very long recovery ahead of her. Your continued thoughts and prayers are greatly appreciated.

Media Monday - February 16, 2009

Can You Believe What You Read? - Part I

Whether you read the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Post, the Daily Times or Salisbury News, can you believe what you read?  As with most thing in life, it depends.

There is no question that multiple sources help to separate the wheat from the chafe when consuming news.  Unfortunately, the onus still falls upon you - the reader.  There are seldom multiple sources of local news.  You have to decide if you want to believe everything you read or at least attempt to be an informed consumer of your daily news.

In Part I, we'll be examining the print media.  We'll give you examples of bad reporting (even some stuff bundled as news that on the reporter's best day couldn't be called reporting), not so subtle bias, and what you need to look for unless you want to start believing what you read in the National Enquirer.

In Part II, we'll flip the coin to look at the blogosphere.

In Part III, we'll examine TV and radio.


Start off by asking yourself a question:

Am I interested in real news, or do I just want someone to confirm my opinions?

If you just want someone to validate your views, it's pretty easy.  Finding facts is a little bit more difficult.  It can still be done, but you're going to need to put some work into it.

Read More ...


One Reader Challenges Chiefy Webster & Others On Crime


"i say its time to call to arms. i would bet there are enough angry men and women out there to initiate a war to take back our streets. it is time for corporal punishment. i say we begin our own drive-bys. load up your guns boys. drive down church st, lake st, smith st, isabella...you know all the areas. lean your head out the window, ask for some crack, if anyone acknowledges you, shoot them. simple as that. let that happen a half dozen times on each street and you won't have near as big a problem. sounds harsh, but so is armed robbery, and murder. these areas need curfews and they need to be enforced. these monkeys hangin on the corners are not planning an agenda to better your community. get rid of them.

so that's a knee jerk reaction. bottom line is crime is not un-defeatable. you have to FIGHT it. if we can't rely on politically correct manners, its time for a real CHANGE. not speeches. not press releases. ACTION.

i would love to see some armored vehicles, bullet proof gear, HEAVY arms and a deliberate sweep of high crime areas. the same way our armed forces patrol foreign high tensity war zones. if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time too bad.

ITS TIME TO MAN UP CHIEF. RALLY YOUR TROOPS AND LEAD THEM.

if you need someone on the front line with you ask Joe to post something and build a militia. there are PLENTY of brave men and women out there that would be willing to help curb the crime.

I WOULD BE THE FIRST."

Kratovil Says The Stimulus Bill Is "Far From Perfect"


GO HERE to see WBOC's article on "Kratovil Votes for Revised Stimulus"


Kratovil says the bill is "far from perfect"


Yet he voted for it anyway. What an Idiot! Those jobs will more than likely stay in Anne Arundel County and you know it Frank. More importantly, we have to pay that money back Frank, yet we won't get a bang for OUR buck here on the Shore. We'll be keeping our eyes on those alleged 8,200 jobs and see how many come here. LOTS of eyes are on Frank Kratovil, including those people watching WBOC.


With Andy Harris still considering running against Frank Kratovil he's sure making Andy's chances for a win an easy one. Keep up the good work Frankie. Just wait until every one's taxes go up and they get NOTHING in return for the Eastern Shore's hard earned money. It doesn't look like the Obama ticket is going to help you in any way either.

Cracker Barrel On The Fence In Salisbury


The proposed Cracker Barrel that was expected to go next to Perdue Stadium may not be coming after all. It turns out the height they're requiring for their sign has allegedly been denied and they're seriously considering dropping out completely.

I'm sure it was so high that they had to place a blinking strobe light at the top to make sure planes going in and out of the Airport wouldn't hit it. That's a joke. It would appear the only new business that seems to be doing well in this economy is Guns, Gangs and Drugs.

Who knows, it could all be nothing but rumors though. I guess everyone will have to continue to go to Rehoboth instead.

Here's What Started Salisbury News 3 Years Ago

Human Feces piled high with no liner underneath steaming in the sun.

Pontoon Boat sits in a human feces sludge pit the size of a football field and 20" deep.


New equipment sits outside the pit for overflow to pump water off the top but drained into the river.

Sandbags line the back of the illegal sludge pit as it was full to the top and regularly overflowed down a hill and directly into the Wicomico River.


Another clear sign of evidence just how high the sludge filled the 20' deep illegal sludge pit.


Clear signs of vehicles using/dumping into the illegal pit daily.


This photo only shows about 1/2 the size of the entire illegal sludge pit.


This photo shows the back wall of the illegal sludge pit where illegal waste would overflow and continue downhill, ultimately finding its way directly to the Wicomico River.

Three years ago I had been informed that there was numerous illegal activities going on at the Salisbury Waste Water Treatment Plant. I drove to the facility in my pickup truck and pulled inside the facility. I asked for directions to the Main Office and ultimately parked my truck right in front of their front door. I got out and simply started walking the grounds. I had been told there was an illegal sludge pit filled with human waste. I had also been told that there was an area in which the MDE was completely unaware of back in the woods and there was a dirt road heading back there.

It took me a while to find it but to my unbelievable surprise, there it was! The claim was that every time they experienced heavy rainfall, the Plant would overflow. They were allegedly draining their system before a heavy rain and dumping it into this pit. Nevertheless, there was a liner that ultimately only had a guarantee for 30 days, although the City/Mayor claimed it had a guarantee for many years, she was wrong.

I took all these pictures and hundreds more and contacted the MDE. They came to my home and started looking at the photos and they couldn't believe their own eyes. They immediately pulled together a team and had me standing by so I could instruct them just where to go. By the end of the day the MDE was writing one station after the other for all sorts of illegal activity. The Mayor claimed she'd take full responsibility and ultimately the City was fines $25,000.00 for what they had done. It could have been at least $250,000.00 but I worked with the MDE asking them NOT to punish the Taxpayers. It was more important that they forced the City to clean up this mess and make sure it never happened again.

They even had wells they had illegally drilled and were pumping millions of gallons of untreated water into a man made stream that flowed directly into the River as well. I'll never forget just how pissed off the Mayor was about my being there and taking all these pictures. She and John Jacobs came up with a new plan to make sure I wouldn't return. They put blue stickers on every white hard hat and demanded every employee call the Police and have me arrested or anyone else who didn't have a hard hat on with the blue sticker.

When I said I was going back to take more pictures in a plane, the Mayor allegedly contacted the Feds and allegedly tried to create a No Fly Zone over the WWTP. ROTFLMAO, I did it anyway. If I have the time I'll post those photos from above as well.

Ever since I came onto the scene, Mayor Barrie Tilghman and Chief Webster have done everything possible to have me arrested and or my Blog shut down. Who ever said you can't fight City Hall? Are you listening Hebron? Are you listening Somerset County?

3 Years Ago Today



It was three years ago today the MDE came into the Salisbury Zoo and forced Zoo Director Jim Rapp to cap one of the illegal pipes discharging illegally into the Wicomico River.

Two days earlier they instructed the Zoo to close the valve off completely as they were clearly discharging harmful chemicals into the River for years and as soon as they left the Staff reopened the valve and it was captured by Salisbury News and shown to the MDE through e-mail. Once they saw the photo they immediately returned to the Zoo and stood there waiting as Public Works had to come in a cap the pipe to assure they wouldn't pull it again.

Former Zoo Director Jim Rapp and Zoo Commission President Ron Alessi denied any knowledge that these pipes were draining directly into the River but it was under Jim Rapp's time at the Zoo that this exhibit was in fact created and we challenged his telling the truth as well as Ron Alessi. Mayor Tilghman stated she backed Jim Rapp 100%.

When A Japanese Baby Is Born

1918 Photo - Patriotic America Goes To War

Des Moines, 1918!

I find it amazing that this photo, taken so many years ago, actually still exists! And now, someone has put it online for all of us to see. This INCREDIBLE picture was taken in 1918.

It is 18,000 men preparing for war in a training camp at Camp Dodge, in Iowa. EIGHTEEN THOUSAND MEN!

What a priceless gift from our grandfathers !

Click on image to enlarge.

FACTS: Base to Shoulder: 150 feet Right Arm: 340 feet Widest part of arm holdingtorch: 12 1/2 feet Right thumb: 35 feet Thickest part of body: 29 feet Left hand length: 30 feet Face: 60 feet Nose: 21 feet Longest spike of head piece: 70 feet Torch and flame combined: 980 feet Number of men in flame of torch: 12,000 Number of men in torch: 2,800 Number of men in right arm: 1,200 Number of men in body, head and balance of figure only: 2,000

Total men: 18,000

SHOULD SALISBURY CONTINUE TO SUBSIDIZE A MARINA?



Click on images to enlarge.
Even in so-called "good years" the Downtown Marina has been a drain on the City’s coffers – in essence an amenity, partly funded by taxpayers for those who can afford (and desire) to keep a boat there. With the ongoing economic distress it has become an even greater public burden.
Now we are told that this year’s operating deficit will be much greater than budgeted, totaling about $65,000, so it will be necessary to kick in more funds to keep it afloat (no pun intended).
In order to do so, Pammie (a/k/a "piggybank") Oland recommends dipping into the remaining contingency fund for $30,000, leaving a balance of just $20,000 in that fund for the rest of the fiscal year – now does this sound familiar, or what?

DOES “DR” BASEHART REALLY HAVE A Ph.D?

Today’s Daily Times reports on remarks and recommendations by a political science teacher at Salisbury University about voter turnout in Salisbury’s City Elections. He suggests that it is low because of lackluster candidates and/or high voter satisfaction with current City Government. That analysis calls into serious question his academic credentials.

Voter turnout here is a function of significant aspects of the registration laws. First, Maryland’s “motor-voter” registration law results in many persons being placed on the voter rolls who have no intention of voting, but other laws prevent them from being removed for failure to do so. And it is an onerous process to remove persons who have moved away.

Given the City’s large tenant population, a low turnout is not surprising. And another factor is the voter registration drives in national elections like the one last year that put persons on the rolls who are interested only in electing a particular person as President, Congressman, etc.

Prof. Basehart’s opinion about the nature of Candidates is too subjective to evaluate, but his postulate that many or most City residents are satisfied with the current administration, even if he happens to be, is ridiculous. Did he get that doctorate at Matchbook Univ.?

His report presents the typical academic measures to increase voting that are standard fare in Poly Sci, 101 – voting by mail, etc. – and fertile ground for fraud and political shenanigans (can you say “Richard Insley”). If those are such wonderful schemes, how come they haven’t been adopted in most other cities and counties?

SALISBURY-WICOMICO COUNTY PLANNING AND ZONING MEETING

SALISBURY - WICOMICO COUNTY

DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING, ZONING

AND COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT

410-548-4860 410-548-4861

SALISBURY-WICOMICO COUNTY

PLANNING AND ZONING COMMISSION

AGENDA

REGULAR MEETING FEBRUARY 19, 2009

ROOM 301, THIRD FLOOR,

GOVERNMENT OFFICE BUILDING

1:30 PM - Convene, Corinne Les Callette, Chairman

Minutes – Meetings of January 15, 2009 and January 29, 2009.

PUBLIC HEARING CONTINUED – CHESAPEAKE BAY CRITICAL AREA GROWTH ALLOCATION – Edward MaGuire/Barren Creek Estates – The Knolls at Barren Creek – 7.37 acres of Growth Allocation and Map Amendment to a Limited Development Area – WP-0901 - M-17, P-3 (J. Sharp)

COUNTY SUBDIVISION PLATS: (G. Smith/M. Phillips)

Cooper Landing, Sec. 5 Final - Extension 3 Lots

Cooper Landing Drive

Layfield Woods Subdivision Preliminary 16 Lots

Melson Road

Rewastico Village, Sec. 3 Sketch 34 Lots

Millman Drive

SIGN PLAN APPROVAL – Victoria Park at Sassafras Meadows – Seniors Apartments – 875 Victoria Park Drive – R-10A Residential District - #SP-0711-09A; M-29, P-229, G-19 (G. Smith)

FINAL DEVELOPMENT PLAN SUBMISSION - EXTENSION OF TIME - Village at Salisbury Lake PRD #11 – Salisbury Mall Associates, LLC - #SP-0611; M-109, P-2505, 2518, 2520, 2581, 2582, 2581, Pad 8, Block D, and 2581, Pad 9, Block D, G-2 (G. Smith)

Boda, Comegys, Shields, Birds Of A Feather Flock Together


Boda doesn't pay his bill either so all three go hand in hand.

Case Information
Court System: DISTRICT COURT FOR WICOMICO COUNTY - CIVIL SYSTEM
Case Number: 020300025761996Claim Type:CONTRACT
District/Location Codes: 02 / 03Filing Date:08/29/1996Case Status:CLOSED
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Complaint, Judgment, and Related Persons Information

(Each Complaint, Hearing, Judgment is listed separately, along with each Related Person)

Complaint Information
Complaint No: 001(SECURITY PACIFIC FINANCIAL SERVICES,INC) Vs:(BODA, MUIR W )
Type: REGULAR CLAIM
Complaint Status: JUDGMENT IN FAVOR OF PLAINTIFF ENTERED
Status Date: 12/09/1996Filing Date:08/29/1996Amount$1351.58Last Activity Date:01/05/2009
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Judgment Information
Judgment Type: CONSENT JUDGMENT ENTEREDJudgment Date:12/06/1996
Judgment Amount: $831.49Judgment Interest:$0.00Costs:$35.00Other Amounts:$0.00
Attorney Fees: $0.00Post Interest Contractual Rate:X Jointly and Severally:In Favor of Defendant:
Possession Of Property Claimed valued At: $0.00Is Awarded To The:Together With Damages Of:$0.00
Value Of Property Sued For: $0.00Plus Damages Of:$0.00Is Awarded To The:Dismissed With Prejudice:
Replevin/Detinue Amount: $0.00
Recorded Lien Date: Judgment renewed Date:
Renewed Lien Date: Satisfaction Date:
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Related Person Information
Name: BODA, MUIR W
Connection to Complaint: DEFENDANT
Address: 6751 EDWARDS AVE
City: SALISBURYState:MDZip Code:21803
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Name: SECURITY PACIFIC FINANCIAL SERVICES,INC
Connection to Complaint: PLAINTIFF
Address: 717 S. SALISBURY BLVD
City: SALISBURYState:MDZip Code:21801
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Case History Information
(Each Event listed for the case is listed below in chronological order)

Type: INITIAL CASE FILINGComplaint No.:
Date: 08/29/1996Comment:INITIAL AFFIDAVIT CASE FILING
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Type: TRIALComplaint No.:
Date: 09/30/1996Comment:TRIAL SET FOR: 12061996;TIME: 0130P;LOC:03;ROOM:02
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Type: NOTICE SENTComplaint No.:001
Date: 09/30/1996Comment:NOTICE OF INITIAL TRIAL (PLN)-D1
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Type: SERVICEComplaint No.:001
Date: 10/14/1996Comment:REGL;08291996;DEF;SV-SERVED ;
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Type: NOTICE SENTComplaint No.:001
Date: 10/23/1996Comment:NOTICE OF OUTCOME OF ORIGINAL SERVICE (PLN)-A1
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Type: CONSENT JUDGMENT ENTEREDComplaint No.:001
Date: 12/06/1996Comment:CONSENT JUDGMENT ENTERED
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Type: TRIAL DELETEComplaint No.:
Date: 12/06/1996Comment:TRIL;12061996;0130P;03;BY 889;JUDGMENT ENTERED
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Type: NOTICE SENTComplaint No.:001
Date: 12/09/1996Comment:NOTICE OF JUDGMENT ENTERED - CSNT (DEF)-J1
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Type: NOTICE SENTComplaint No.:001
Date: 12/09/1996Comment:ALSO SENT TO - PLN,
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Type: JUDGMENT EXPIREDComplaint No.:001
Date: 01/05/2009Comment:JUDGMENT EXPIRED

Gas Prices

As if the economy wasn't bad enough, along comes much higher gas priced to boot. All these billions of dollars being fronted by the Federal Government to bail out just about anyone and everyone, guess who's going to ultimately pay for it? That's right, you and me, that's who. When was the last time you saw our Government make a profit? The best gas prices in town are $1.84 per gallon right now. Here we go again Folks!

WHAT IS INCLUDED IN THE ECONOMIC STIMULUS PLAN

Billions of dollars in spending exclusively devoted to benefit federal employees.

1. $5.5 billion for making federal buildings "green" (including $448 million for the Department of Homeland Security's headquarters)

2. $198 million to design and furnish the DHS headquarters

3. $200 million for workplace safety in Department of Agriculture facilities

4. $75 million for the Smithsonian Institution

5. $300 million more for hybrid and electric cars for federal employees

6. $180 million for construction of Bureau of Land Management facilities

7. $500 million for wildland fire management

8. $110 million for construction for the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service

9. $522 million for construction for the Bureau of Indian Affairs

10. $412 million for Centers for Disease Control headquarters

11. $500 million earmark for National Institutes of Health facilities in Bethesda, Maryland

12. $100 million for constructing U.S. Marshalls office buildings

13. $300 million for constructing Federal Bureau of Investigation office buildings

14. $800 million for constructing Federal Prison System buildings and facilities

15. $307 million for constructing National Institute for Standards and Technology office buildings

16. $1 billion for administrative costs and construction of National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration office buildings

March On Washington

Joe,

It seems that most of the people who comment in response to your political posts
seem to believe in protecting our rights to bear arms and support many other
conservative views. I know that there are exceptions - such as Reese Bobby and
Two Sentz, but I think many of us (those neither feeding at the trough or
sympathetic to those who are) are looking for a way to resist the march to
SOCIALISM! I am afraid that our Nation is nearly lost and have been searching
for a way to get involved in an organized effort to put up a fight. I hope that
you will share this link to a Grassroots organization that is set up to bring
people together to resist the following:

1. Socialistic wealth redistribution including any and all tax increases and
big-government welfare programs.
2. Silencing conservatives through the Fairness Doctrine and other efforts that
restrict free speech.
3. Open border anarchy including amnesty for illegal aliens and promotion of
multi-nation "unions".
4. Government-run health care that weakens our system and imposes more tax
burdens on citizens.
5. Weakening of our military through rapid pullback from Iraq, defunding our
troops and overall disarmament.
6. Social liberalism including radical pro-abortion agenda, the end of marriage
and the homosexual agenda.
7. Liberal court activism that undermines faith, family and liberties while
expanding government control.
8. Post-American globalism that diminishes our global role and threatens our
national sovereignty.
9. Environmental extremism, the CO2 tax, undermining coal and nuclear, and bans
on exploration.
10. Weakening the 2nd Amendment through unconstitutional gun laws that take away
or penalize us for owning firearms and our right to defend our family, our
property, and ourselves.

(All above items were copied from the site.)

You can sign up to be a member of the group at their home page and go to their States Group pages to join as a Marylander or Delawarean. The provided link
gives info about a planned March on DC.

http://www.resistnet.com/group/wethepeoplemarchonwashington

MARYLAND LEGISLATURE UPDATE

Just when you think you have just about seen everything in life then along comes another Maryland Legislative Bill that attempts to correct an action that has been going on for decades.

In fact - I had to go back and read it twice. It appears that while a prisoner is being incarcerated and he/she is working for the County and/or another employer -(work release) - and receiving compensation while working on the County dole -(chain gang)- and the County administers the savings account for the prisoner. Then, if the prisoner sustains permanent or partial disability while performing the work for the County and/or employer he is entitled to receive Permanent or Partial Disability funds while the individual is incarcerated. HB-1036 attempts to correct this defect.

There are also several interesting House Bills that continue to seek State grant funding for museums, frat houses, and even the girl scouts despite our State claiming that the treasury is empty.

HB-880 - $200,000 Creation of State Debt - Baltimore City - Girl Scout Training Center

HB-1082 - $200,000 Creation of State Debt - Baltimore City - Iota Phi Theta Fraternity

HB-1242 - $300,000 Creation of State Debt - Montgomery County - Dance Exchange

HB-672 - $175,000 Creation of State Debt - Baltimore City - Women's Industrial Exchange

I could go on-and-on as I look at the list of dozens of these frivolous projects I have accumulated during this current session but I believe one can get a good idea after reading the above links.

And believe it or not, we have some legislators that actually want to increase you Motor Fuel Tax - by another 7 cents per gallon - HB-1214.

Here locally, there are a few good bills that you might want to take a look at. Once in particular SB-302 - sponsored by Rich Colburn would change the triennial assessment period back to one year intervals so as to correct the latency deficiency in tax assessments many residents are currently experiencing as the housing meltdown continues. If you are like me, my house still shows considerable appreciation because my triennial period began at the height of the housing boom - thus penalizing me.

Stay tuned as I will inevitably have more revelations as more Bills continue to be sponsored.

SIMPLY UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!

The Music Machine

With Ridership Up, Transit Agencies Make Cuts

WASHINGTON (AP) - Judging from packed buses and trains, these would appear to be prosperous times for the nation's transit systems, which have seen record ridership since last summer's high gas prices.

But with the economy deteriorating, the problem is no longer how to handle more riders. Instead, agencies are facing substantial service cuts, fare hikes and layoffs, which could chase passengers away.

Some subway lines in New York, the nation's busiest system, could be eliminated in the coming months. St. Louis is cutting bus service by nearly half. And Washington's transit agency is preparing to slash nearly 900 jobs.

Go to WBOC to read more HERE.

MAJOR WATERCOLOR EXHIBIT NOW AT SALISBURY UNIVERSITY





This is a national juried show – really worth the time to see. It runs until March 12. Here's a sampling of the paintings from around the United States that were selected.

The Fulton Hall Gallery has limited hours: Tuesday-Friday, 10-4; Saturday & Sunday, 12-4

The photos of hung work were taken at an angle to avoid glare.

Salisbury News Ranked #1 For 7 Straight Weeks

The Maryland Blognetnews has ranked Salisbury News as the #1 Influential Political Blog once again for the 7th week in a row in the State of Maryland.

We're certainly honored to have been chosen in the top 10, let alone being #1 every single week of 2009 so far. Think about it though Folks. Look at the breaking news we have delivered so far in 2009. Salisbury has got to look like the biggest group of Good Old Boys anyone could ever imagine. Was Schaefer Right all along?

Our numbers have certainly skyrocketed in the past few months and again, it's no wonder, really. I'd like to thank Mayor Tilghman, Chief Webster, Sheriff Bobby Jones, Gary Comegys, Muir Boda, Michael Della Penna III, well, you know the list by just looking back at all the articles. Without ALL of these people, Salisbury News would be nothing. They feed us with a silver spoon and load us with ammunition 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Mind you, clearly compiling all of this information, going to all these meetings and events, writing the articles takes a whole lot of our time but the most important thing is, people are listening. What started out with Mayor Tilghman encouraging others to visit this nasty Blog clearly lead to the biggest, most recognized Politically Influential Blog in the entire State. Let's not forget that Salisbury News was the #1 Blog of the year in the state of Maryland for 2008 too. So Barrie deserves most of the credit. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Where else could you get all that front page news coverage for a $9,999.00 lawsuit? Win or lose, clearly Salisbury News has won no matter how you look at it.

So I thank ALL of you for visiting. I'm sad that Salisbury has to be the main topic of all this bad news and in 60 days or so my key source for news and information will be gone. So do me a HUGE favor and Vote for Gary Comegys for Mayor. This way, if Gary wins, I'll have 4 more years of incredible Posts and a guaranteed multi million dollar business going on here. You see Folks, once again I'm in a Win/Win situation, just like Mayor Tilghman's lawsuit.

Customs

GETTING A hairdryer through customs...

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her,
'Father, may I ask a favor?'
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robe perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked,

'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead , Father.

WHERE DO RED- HEADED BABIES COME FROM?



WHERE DO RED- HEADED BABIES COME FROM?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician... 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said.

'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?'
The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year.. We only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

'It's rust.'