It's no secret that Hillary Clinton is throwing everything at the wall, hoping that something will "stick" with millennials. She desperately needs their support but, so far, they're less enthusiastic than one of those panda bears that won't have sex to save its own species. Something has to be done, so Hillary has unveiled her secret millennial-attracting weapon.
You may have heard the thunderous sound of its footsteps as it approaches. Like a dinosaur - a creature out of time emerging from the mists of the primordial past - Al Gore is approaching...
That's right, former Vice President Al Gore. Yes, the now-bloated snake oil salesman who made a vast fortune hyping the end of the world. He is Hillary's secret weapon.
We first heard about this last night, in a tentative report from Andrea Mitchell:
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12 comments:
Wow the Democrats are bringing all the clowns to the circus.
He has all the appeal of a used diaper in a parking lot, and is twice as useful.
Stand Back! He looks like hes going to explode.
ManBearPig is pleased
So that's where the polar bears have gone!
Inventor of the Internet - Al Friggin Gore!
Bloated fake hypocrite bastard.
Vomiting!
Fat Albert is back.
That would be bloated, fake, rich, Democrat hypocrite bastard.
Al Gore! He is the Butt End of every weather joke! A rock has more personality, and brains.
Wait! He can't be still around, he told us the polar ice caps would melt by 2012 and we would all drowned
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