Florida Republican Congressional Candidate Equates Obama’s First Term To ‘Slave Ship’

For those of you unfortunate enough to reside in a viable primary voting state, it’s safe to assume plunging into the Arctic Sea may be a nice respite. From Herman Cain’s bizarre “smoking ad” to Rick Perry’s odd ”gays ruining Christmas” ad, American voters are left to ponder the merits of an autocracy.

 Mark Oxner, a Republican running for Congress against liberal firebrand Alan Grayson, who has decided to make thinking people happy by running again, in Florida’s new 27th district, recently released this utterly insane ad. The ad, oddly enough, depicts President Obama as a pirate who enslaves children to row his ship to its demise over a waterfall. The also video features several men and woman on a boat–”The U.S.S. Obamaship“–discussing how “this ship” has given them various benefits, such as a bank bailout and “free health care for life.”

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