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Monday, February 15, 2010

God Created Maryland

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day..

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that
one?"

"That's Maryland , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Maryland are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance..."

God smiled, "Right next to Maryland is Washington , DC . Wait till you see the idiots I put there."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

But they're spilling out of D.C. and landing in Baltimore

Anonymous said...

On the seventh day, God rested and sat down. His right cheek made the Chesapeake Bay, his left cheek completed the Atlantic Ocean.

When he stood up he looked down where he sat, saw what remained, and said, "Delmarva."

That was the highlight of this place.

Anonymous said...

this is priceless,and most people will miss it.hahaha

Anonymous said...

i don't think he know it, but he spilled alot on maryland when he was pouring in dc.

Anonymous said...

From my Favorite Novel...Chesapeake...God Created the Mosquito to remind man that This region was not Paradise...Does that explain the Bloodsuckers from the Washington DC Beltway?