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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Worth Repeating

BY A 15 yr. OLD SCHOOL KID
 
who got an A+ for this entry
(TOTALLY AWESOME)!
 
Since the Pledge of Allegiance  
 
And    
 
The Lord's Prayer  
 
Are not allowed in most  
 
Public schools anymore  
 
Because the word 'God' is mentioned.....  
 
A kid in Arizona   wrote the attached  
 
NEW School prayer:  
 
"New Pledge of Allegiance"  
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now I sit me down in school  
 
Where praying is against the rule  
 
For this great nation under God  
 
Finds mention of Him very odd.  
 
 
If scripture now the class recites,  
 
It violates the Bill of Rights.    
 
And anytime my head I bow  
 
Becomes a Federal matter now.
 
 
 
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,  
 
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene...  
 
The law is specific, the law is precise.  
 
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.  
 
 
For praying in a public hall  
 
Might offend someone with no faith at all..  
 
In silence alone we must meditate,  
 
God's name is prohibited by the state.  
 
 
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,  
 
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...  
 
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.  
 
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.  
 
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,  
 
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.  
 
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,  
 
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong..  
 
 
We can get our condoms and birth controls,  
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles ..    
 
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,    
No word of God must reach this crowd.  
 
 
It's scary here I must confess,  
 
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.  
 
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:  
 
Should I be shot; My soul please take!  
 
Amen

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amen.

Anonymous said...

oh please get over the Norman Rockwell Disneyesque story book bible fantasy of America
only thing worse is log cabin republicans