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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Barack Obama

Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.



In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over, he called his doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and said, "That tasted like bullshit!"

"It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha, love it!!

Jonathan Taylor said...

Just to let you know I sent a copy of this racist bullshit to this email address. You are a smart man figure out to whom the address belongs to jack ass. They might not be able to do anything but man I wouldn't want to be in their crosshairs.

balecwg@einformation.usss.gov

Anonymous said...

Dear Jonathan:

Thank you for your email. However, we are busier tracking down actual crimes, rather than those things that bother your delicate little soul. The Baltimore Electronic Crimes Task Force is a little too busy to handle everyone that makes a joke at the president's expense, so we make the following suggestion: get a job, then get a life.

Sincerely,

People with a job and a sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

looks like illinots ex governor Blakeoshit