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Friday, April 03, 2009

Major Breaking News!!!!!

The launch window is open on the North Korean rocket pad. Fox news is reporting the missile could launch at any time.

20 comments:

Reconciled1 said...

Scary stuff!!!!!! This dictator is not known for his sanity

joealbero said...

Just remember thugh, it could be a test missle.

Reese Bobby said...

Are they still waiting for that Iranian fuel truck to top them off on the launch pad?? Someday {even right now} check out the night-time Google/infra-red satellite images of North Korea, compared with S. Korea/Japan/even Haiti.....they are so backwards and poor that you can see the infra-red flash when Beavis Jon-Il-lin', Jr. recklessly ignites his 'emissions' after taco night.

Two Sentz said...

Sweet. Now it's a race between the US and Japan to see who can shoot it down first.

doug wilkerson said...

Think thats scary. China has total ability to shoot down all of our low-altitude satelites, these are our militaries eyes in the sky, with-out them were flying blind. They also have the new "SHIP-KILLER" surface to ship balistic missle. You know where they got the money to fund it??? Wal-Mart. By some more Chinese junk, fools.

Reese Bobby said...

Doug...you know you and I have grown tight over the last year or so;But-{In all due respect}; they will pry my weekly cho-cho beef, bourbon chicken and Framing Volcanos from my cold, dead hands!!

Reconciled1 said...

Not to mention China out numbers military by something like 100to1 Hadn't heard about the Walmart thing. Is that due to the goods they sell?

Dave C said...

Maybe somebody should have bowed to their leader as well...

Anonymous said...

Missiles don't kill people, people kill people.

Missile control is a better navigational system.

Good missiles makes good neighbors.

Hey.. The dictator is just exercising his 2nd amendment rights. We can all understand that...

doug wilkerson said...

Reese I got a special canteen for you buddy. I have no ideal what the numbers/profit China has made from the Wal-Mart generation but it has to be staggering. Now they have all the interest from the Sell-Out loans to fund these military ventures. If you dont think they have their eyes on Africas natural resources, think again. We as a Nation can not continue to take the easy step forward and suffer the three hard steps backwards. We are going to have to be forced to look over the edge and stare into the abyss before we wake up Im afraid. Self Preservation is every animals first priority, or at least its supposed to be. What do I know, Im just an old fart whos LUCKY he has the people who LOVE him that I do.

Two Sentz said...

Of course not Dave C. Why should any person show recpect to another? We all now thats not the way to gain respect.

R1, yes. 90% of the cheap plastic crap in WalMart comes from China.

doug wilkerson said...

You have to remember that everything made there, is a job lost here. But this is way off post, Ill stop.

Reese Bobby said...

That canteen doesn't contain the "special Wonton soup me make for you" a 'la Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" 80s routine does, it!!-I just cracked open my own flask of Fresca if it is all just the same with you!

BTW...I wasn't aware Africa had that many resources worth dieing for-aren't even the most powerful warlords there always eating old-tires, with khat sauce, for brunch while hitting us up for more trop support and cash to plant more food in a bloody desert while not purchasing pro-active U-Hauls?? {See Kinison, 1985} ;)

doug wilkerson said...

Lets see, dead dinasour bones and compacted soil for millions of years. Trust me its there and they know it. Got to have the infrastructure to get it, the African nation doesnt have that, but the Chinese will.

Reese Bobby said...

Doug. Can I also interest you in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take advantage of a time-share that has become available at the atmospheric processing station on LV-426?? We already have Sigourney Weaver signed on for the gig! You gotta' bring your own Imperial Marines though....

doug wilkerson said...

Theres logic in my crazyness, trust me. Its there. My mind was expanded many, many MOONS ago and I never made it all the way back. I bet you dont own any guitars made in China now do you?

Kommisar Reese Bobby said...

I wish to assert conflicting pleas by reminding everyone of my Fifth Amendment rights while simultaneously advocating rock botttom on-line prices for actually playable music instruments from places like American Music Supply and Musicians Friend. If it helps you; their customer service/tech support is still American based; and I still have my eye on one of those righteous, local state-manufactured {Carlos santana endorsed} PRS guitars with that syruppy-sweet sustain and playability. BTW..by not spending around $50 in greens fees and liquid inspiration today-I have a new set of tunable bongos headed my way that my kids can also enjoy when we camp at gettysburg next month. And I know there is logic to your craziness-that is why I have much love for you....and at least you speak up!!

Anonymous said...

This is just to take the public's mind off of something else. N. Korea isn't going to do anything. These are distractions and scare tactics.

Chriso12385 said...

ten bucks says gordy and see wants one of these at the new firehouse. well see!

Anonymous said...

Yes and Jonathan Taylor has a picture and suggests it will hit your building.