Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. So, the guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear!!!!
The economy is so bad..............
CEOs are now playing miniature golf and Flying Model Planes!!.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names
A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
People in Africa are donating money to Americans
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"
Motel Six wont leave the light on
The Mafia is laying off judges
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1 comment:
I have to disagree, jury duty in Wicomico County is $15/day, you can get more than that at McDonalds for 3 hours of work...hmm makes you wonder doesn't it???
Everything else sounds about right-LOL!!
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