If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform.. I'll give you exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."
The classroom erupted in cheers!
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6 comments:
Why is it always a Marine or a Soldier and not a Sailor or an Airman? Do you think any war was won by only Marines and/or Soldiers? I sure don't.
mind you, our marines/soldiers, sailors, and airmen are "protecting our right to say stupid stuff.." without fear of physical injury. Your fake story rings of hypocrisy.
10:03 and 10:10 you are both idiots!!! whether the story is true or not I say "HooRahh and Semper Fi"
1010 and 1003, how about I meet you somewhere and smack you around a little. BY the time I'm done, you'll be praying to God...
No such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or earthquake!!!
We will always have people who are never satisfied and cannot appreciate the story/thought. Just be politically correct so the whinners are offended; I am so proud of the serviceman who taught a big lesson to all that day; and thank him and all servicemen for their service.slf
I'm living proof that GOD almighty uses all kinds and types of his people to accomplish the impossible!
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