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Friday, January 29, 2010

Massive Earthquake Strikes The East Coast

While much of the world's attention has been focused on the earthquake in Haiti, most people missed the massive earthquake that struck the East coast of the United States last week. The epicenter of the earthquake was in Boston, Massachusetts and for the first time in modern history, seismologists were able to determine the exact cause. They found that the earthquake was caused by former Massachusetts Sen. Ted Kennedy rolling over in his grave on Jan. 19th, 2010.

Aftershocks were felt as far away as Louisiana, Nebraska, Wisconsin, Nevada and even the left coast of California. Seismologists have said that this quake was so massive that they think aftershocks are likely to be felt throughout the country through the end of November 2010. Fortunately, there were only 3 reported casualties: Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barrack Obama. The quake is reported to have broken their hearts and damaged their agendas.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Because of the damage done to the gravesite due to the earthquake, the EPA declared the site an environmental hazard due to massive amount of Scotch wiskey bubbling up from the ground.
It was also noted that the scene has a distinct smell of burning pitch.

Anonymous said...

2:14 you forgot about the smell of "marsh mud" from Chappaquiddick (sic)

Anonymous said...

Karma anyone