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Monday, August 25, 2008

To The People Reading This Blog From Around The World.....


Yes, this is a street near the heart of the City of Salisbury created and designed by some of the biggest Idiots on the Eastern Shore.

I'd love to hear every one's input on if anyone else has ever seen a street anywhere like this in the entire UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

Today's Wildlife Photos



Rush Hour This Morning At A Gordy Mart


If you're looking to get in and out of a Gas Station quickly without any lines, the Gordy Mart on Nanticoke Road and Rt. 50 is the place to be this morning. Oh yeah, they have cold beer too.

What Barrie Tilghman & Chief Webster DON'T Want You To Know






This is a Homeless Village just off Northwood Drive behind DW Burt concrete. As the
crow flies maybe 1 mile from the Mayor's residence.

Station 16 Has Their Grand Opening Saturday








While I couldn't personally attend this celebration, obviously enough concerned Citizens who support Salisbury News were there.

Blah, Blah, Blah, $10,000,000.00 later, here we are Folks.

Benefit Softball Tournament

Benefit Slow pitch Softball Tournament

September 12-14th 2008

Mardela Springs Ball Park

Double elimination

$200 entry fee

Contact Charlie @ cemehrcx2@comcast.net to reserve a spot in the draw to be held Sept 10th

All proceeds benefit the Robbie Conner medical fund.

Put a team together and come out have some fun while supporting a worthy cause.

The Salisbury/Wicomico County Democratic Club Crab Fiest






On Sunday the local Democrats got together at the Knights of Columbus for some fantastic crabs but more importantly, great fellowship.

Mr. Kratovil was not present but that didn't slow this group down from discussing the Campaign and their strong support for their Candidate for Congress. The crabs were very meaty and enjoyable and if it could have gone on for an additional 2 hours, my guess is that you'd see all of these people sticking around because they truly were having a great time.

Two Special Posts

Salisbury News will have two special Posts going up at around 9:30 AM this morning.

Cramer Goes Off on Everybody

Youtube
Thursday, Aug 21, 2008

Cramer calls out what he regarded to be fraudulent destruction of Freddy and Fannie, shameful actions of the FED, SEC, Treasury, and Whitehouse; the damage being done to market capitalism; and directly implies that our economy is being illegally manipulated by insiders.

Question of the Day, Mon 8/25

Today is "Kiss and Make up" day.

Do you need/want/care to "kiss and make up" to anyone today?

Sam's Club Is Blowing Everyone Away With Lower Gas Prices




On Friday we took the Urban Assault Vehicle, (which holds 100 gallon of gas) up to Sam's Club and filled the tank up before we headed out on our mini vacation this past weekend. We were VERY pleased to see that gas had dropped once again because when you're filling up a tank this large regularly, it makes a huge difference.

I added a couple of additional pictures here at around 11:00 AM Friday to show just how busy their pumps are. Certainly this is nowhere near a rush hour time when you'd see even longer lines but I think Mr. Gordy will know what we're talking about here as well as all of the other Gas Stations not dropping their prices as fast as the more honorable Stations.

It is what it is. Some say you have to buy a Membership to get the lowest price on gas. That is absolutely correct. However, when you see the overall benefits Sam's Club offers throughout the year for that Membership, you can't argue it pays for itself within a month. You don't see these items and or deals in any Gordy Mart, that's for sure.

Another One Bites the Dust

Bloomberg.com reports:

Columbian Bank and Trust of Kansas Closed by U.S. Regulators

By Alison Vekshin and Ari Levy

Aug. 23 (Bloomberg) -- Columbian Bank and Trust Co. of Topeka, Kansas, was closed by U.S. regulators, the nation's ninth bank to collapse this year amid bad real-estate loans and writedowns stemming from a drop in home prices.

The bank, with $752 million in assets and $622 million in total deposits, was shuttered by the Kansas state bank commissioner's office and the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., the FDIC said yesterday in a statement.

Citizens Bank and Trust will assume the failed bank's insured deposits. Columbian Bank's nine branches will open Aug. 25 as Citizens Bank and Trust offices, the FDIC said. Customers can access their accounts over the weekend by writing checks or using ATM or debit cards.

``There is no need for customers to change their banking relationship to retain their deposit insurance coverage,'' the FDIC said.

The pace of bank closings is accelerating as financial firms have reported more than $500 billion in writedowns and credit losses since 2007. The FDIC's ``problem'' bank list grew by 18 percent in the first quarter from the fourth, to 90 banks with combined assets of $26.3 billion.

Prior to yesterday, the FDIC had closed 36 banks since October 2000, according to a list at fdic.gov. The U.S. shut 12 banks in 2002, the highest in the period, and 2005 and 2006 had no closures.

U.S. bank regulators closed Florida's First Priority Bank on Aug. 1; Reno-based First National Bank of Nevada, Newport Beach, California-based First Heritage Bank, and Pasadena-based IndyMac Bancorp Inc. in July; Staples, Minnesota-based First Integrity Bank and ANB Financial in Bentonville, Arkansas, in May; Hume Bank in Hume, Missouri, in March; and Douglass National Bank in Kansas City, Missouri, in January.

Delmar Delivery Sucks

Joe,

Saturday evening I was having a dinner and a movie stay at home date and we decided to order chinese food. I have been using Peking Cheer up in Delmar because I really like some of the dishes that they have. I called at 6:10 and ordered, the man told me that they were busy and it would be 45 minutes. He suggested that I come pick up the food ("you come pick up!") but I told him that 45 minutes was fine and he should go ahead and deliver. At 7:10 I called back to check on the order and he said he was leaving then and hung up. At 7:30 I called back again. The same man answered the phone and when I told him that I was still waiting he said, and I quote, "I told you to come pick up, F*&k you" and he hung up. Yikes. I called back immediately and asked to speak to the lady who works there (I think she is the owner) and he once again cussed at me and hung up. I have been going to this place since they opened and have never had this happen. I just thought that perhaps others have had issues with this man. On the bright side, I called China Express down on 50 near Nanticoke Rd and they had the food there within 35 minutes, it was delicious and we didn't starve to death (as my companion claimed we might).

Has anyone else been treated badly by the man at Peking Cheer? Just wondering.

More Proof Tilghman Smith & Comegys Couldn't Care Less About Salisbury







You see, without Salisbury News, NONE of these things would be exposed. In San Antonio Texas, their River Walk is the pride of the City. In Salisbury Maryland, what you don't see can't hurt you, until Salisbury News comes along.

Many of you will recall when the Salisbury Zoo was the Pride of the City, not any more. Is there anything this Mayor hasn't screwed up completely? After this series of pictures I'm sure Tilghman, Smith & Comegys will come3 up with another Smith Street clean up to make everyone believe they actually care. They don't Folks, so don't buy their BS!

This is probably the biggest smack in the face on the Taxpayers I've seen yet. I guess if we citizens went down there and started cleaning the River Walk up we'd get arrested for destruction of property?

So, will YOU be getting out there to VOTE in the next election? IF Tilghman were to run again, would any of YOU vote for her? I mean, let's save the Taxpayers some money on any polls and get the answers right here and now.

Dead farmers Still Collecting Farm Subsidies

This is the second part of a three part series on the status of Farm Subsidies.

Dead farmers have received 1.1 billion dollars of taxpayers money between 1999 and 2005.

We're not making this stuff up folks!

Part three is about Farmers wanting to increase their current limits to receive even more subsidy even after a phenomenal increase in corn and soybeans current prices.

STAY TUNED FOR PART THREE:

Here's Another Bank Seized By The FDIC

First Priority Bank in Florida, then this wire came in about yet another Bank seizure by the FDIC.

This makes the ninth bank takeover this year. There are more to come folks!

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a9iX_1ShWWAs&refer=home

Back To School Specials



Columbian Bank & Trust Is Taken Over By FDIC

Another Bank was taken over at the close on Friday,
August 22, 2008. It was Columbian Bank and Trust of Topeka, KS.

This makes the 9th bank to be taken over by the FDIC in recent weeks.

Here is the link:

http://calculatedrisk.blogspot.com/2008/08/fdic-closes-columbian-bank-and-trust.html

Louise Smith Gets to Take Center Stage

Salisbury City County President Louise Smith may be switching her voter registration.  Smith, personification of the "tell me I'm pretty" attitude, gets to take center stage tonight thanks to First District Democrats.

Because Mayor Barrie Tilghman will be out of town for the Obama Love Fest in Denver, Louise gets to stand before the cameras this evening and make presentations and award certificates.  Fortunately, there isn't much on tonight's agenda.  Smith will probably be spending today in the day spa.

cross posted at Delmarva Dealings

Beware Charismatic Men Who Preach 'Change'

Editor, Richmond Times-Dispatch:

Each year I get to celebrate Independence Day twice. On June 30 I celebrate my Independence Day and on July 4 I celebrate America 's.
This year is special, because it marks the 40th anniversary of my independence.



On June 30, 1968, I escaped communist Cuba and a few months later I was in the United States to stay. That I happened to arrive in Richmond on Thanksgiving Day is just part of the story, but I digress. I've thought a lot about the anniversary this year. The election-year rhetoric has made me think a lot about Cuba and what transpired there.

In the late 1950s, most Cubans thought Cuba needed a change, and they were right. So when a young leader came along, every Cuban was at least receptive. When the young leader spoke eloquently and passionately and denounced the old system, the press fell in love with him.
They never questioned who his friends were or what he really believed in. When he said he would help the farmers and the poor and bring free medical care and education to all, everyone followed.
When he said he would bring justice and equality to all, everyone said 'Praise the Lord.' And when the young leader said, 'I will be for change and I'll bring you change,' everyone yelled, 'Viva Fidel!'

But nobody asked about the change, so by the time the executioner's guns went silent the people's guns had been taken away. By the time everyone was equal, they were equally poor, hungry, and oppressed. By the time everyone received their free education it was worth
nothing. By the time the press noticed, it was too late, because they were now working for him. By the time the change was finally implemented Cuba had been knocked down a couple of notches to Third-World status. By the time the change was over more than a million people had taken to boats, rafts, and inner tubes.

You can call those who made it ashore anywhere else in the world the most fortunate Cubans. And now I'm back to the beginning of my story.
**Luckily, we would never fall in ****America**** for a young leader who promised change without asking: What change? How will you carryit out? What will it cost ****America**** ? Would we?** ...**Will we?**
Should We******???? We must ask this man WHAT is the CHANGE******


Manuel Alvarez Jr. Sandy Hook , VA

TINMAN Custom Car & Bike Cruiz-In

On Saturday September 20th from 10:00 AM to 6:00 PM TINMAN Customs will host this special event.

Amatuer Custom Car & Bike Show

Motorcycle Games

Community Vendors

Food & Beer

Musical Entertainment

Bounce House

Raffles & Door Prizes

$5.00 Adults
$2.00 Kids
$10.00 Enter Show

For more information visit www.tinmancustoms.com or call 410-742-5522

Salisbury Police Department Press Releases

Michael Robert Artis, 41yoa of Fruitland, MD was arrested for Wear and Carry a Dangerous and Deadly Weapon and Harassment. Officers from the Salisbury Police Department responded to the 400 block of Jefferson St to serve a Protective Order on Artis. Officers made contact with Artis who initially provided a false name. Additional information listed on the protective order indicated that Artis may be in possession of a firearm or hunting knife. Artis had also made threats against his estranged wife and children. Upon positive identification of Artis, a search of his person was conducted and a hunting style knife was located. Artis was released to the custody of Central Booking. 200800030607

Timothy Logan Elliott, 20yoa of Salisbury was arrested for Possession of Marihuana. During a traffic stop of a vehicle being operated by Elliott in the 900 block of N Salisbury Blvd, an officer from the Salisbury Police Department detected an odor of burnt marihuana coming from inside the vehicle. During a consent search of Elliott, an amount of suspected marihuana was located in his pants pocket. Elliott was released to the custody of Central Booking. 200800030697

John Robert Broadhurst Jr, 40yoa of Salisbury was arrested for Possession of Crack Cocaine, Possession of Drug Paraphernalia and Driving on a Suspended License. During a traffic stop of a vehicle being operated by Broadhurst in the area of N Salisbury Blvd and Wilson St, officers determined that Broadhurst’s license was suspended. When Broadhurst was asked to exit his vehicle a pill bottle fell to the ground when the door opened. The pill bottle contained an amount of suspected crack cocaine. Search of Broadhurst’s vehicle also found a smoking device with suspected cocaine residue. Broadhurst was released to the custody of Central Booking.
200800030603

Darontay Lamar Dashiell, 16yoa of Salisbury was arrested for Concealed Dangerous Weapon, two counts of Possession of Firearm Ammunition by a Minor, and Possession of a Unregistered Rifle. An arrest warrant was served on Dashiell for his involvement in an incident that occurred on August 5, 2008. Officers from the Salisbury Police Department responded to the 600 block Jefferson St area for a reported juvenile in possession of a gun. Officers located a juvenile matching the description given to them. The juvenile was identified as Dashiell and he was advised as to why he was being stopped. A search of a backpack in Dashiell’s possession found a sawed-off rifle and several rounds of ammunition. Dashiell was arrested and released to the custody of his mother after consultation with Juvenile Services. A review of the juvenile charges was conducted by the Wicomico County State’s Attorney office and it was determined that the evidence that was recovered from Dashiell in conjunction with his age would allow for Dashiell to be charged as an adult. Dashiell was released to the custody of Central Booking. 200800028526

Disiree Nicole Duncan, 32yoa of Salisbury was arrested for 2nd Degree Assault. Officers responded to the 400 block of Camden Ave in reference to a domestic disturbance. On arrival, officers met with the victim that advised he had been in a verbal argument with Duncan. The argument turned physical and Duncan struck the victim on the left side of the face. Duncan was released to the custody of Central Booking. 200800030601

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Missing Keys

Hi Joe,

Would you mind posting this for your readers?

I found a set of keys at the playground in Hebron. If anyone is missing them, please e-mail me at kramfam5@live.com or give me a call at 410-845-1222. Please leave a description of the keys so I can make sure they are returned to the proper owner. Thanks!

Christy

No Permits Necessary


Considering the Public Works Department just leaves these barricades lying around at the end of the Downtown Plaza, anyone can just pull in and close it down whenever they like. I took this photo an hour ago. Funny thing is, there's a CAMERA right there at that end of the Plaza. They must be watching Football and eating doughnuts at Headquarters?

The Pet Emporium In Seaford Update

I just thought I'd let everyone know I have yet to receive any documents from any attorneys referencing the alleged threat of a lawsuit from this Pet Store.

Obviously the Owner has a big mouth and little man syndrome.

Plane Crash In Ocean City

DATE & TIME: August 23, 2008 @ 1659 Hours

LOCATION: Ocean City Municipal Airport

PLANE: Beech Craft Baron “D55”

PILOT: Robert David Crouch age 83 Frederick, MD

INJURIES: None

On Saturday August 23, 2008 at 1659 hours the Maryland State Police/Berlin Barrack was notified of a small plane crash at the Ocean City Airport. Troopers from the Berlin Barrack and investigators from the Worcester County Bureau of Investigation responded to the scene. The investigation revealed that a small twin engine aircraft, a Beech Craft Baron “D55” had problems with the land gear. The plane landed on its belly of it’s fuselage on runway # 2 of the Ocean City Airport. The small plane was occupied only by the pilot, Robert David Crouch, who was not injured in the crash. The pilot Robert David Crouch was traveling from Frederick, MD to Ocean City Maryland. The incident is currently being investigated by the Maryland State Police, Worcester County Bureau of Investigation and the F.A.A.

The airport was closed due to the incident, but was re-opened at 1745 hours.

He Warned Us & They Killed Him

ANOTHER BANK IN FLORIDA IS SIEZED BY FDIC

The FDIC has taken control of First Priority Bank of Bradenton, Fla., marking the eighth bank failure this year -- and the fourth just since July 11, when the feds seized IndyMac Bank of Pasadena.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_co/2008/08/we-all-can-star.html

Follow-Up Street Performer Charged For Additional Assaults

On August 17, 2008, OCPD officers arrested a street performer identified as Andrii Mokrishchev, 21 years of age, from Ukraine in reference to a 4th Degree Sex Offense and Second Degree Assault of a 16 year old female.

Since this arrest, Ocean City Police have received several calls from citizens alleging Mokrishcev had either sexually assaulted them or their children.

On August 20, 2008, OCPD Officers charged Mokrishcev with the Second Degree Assault and 4th Degree Sex Offense of a 32 year old female, who posed for a picture with Mokrishchev (“Patrick Star”) on August 9th.

After Mokrishchev’s original arrest on August 17, Mokrishchev was released after posting a bond of $3500. After Mokrishchev’s arrest on August 20, Mokrishchev appeared before an Ocean City District Court Commissioner,
and was held on a new bond of $50,000.

On August 21, 2008, Mokrishchev appeared in Ocean City District Court for a bond review hearing. During this bond review, the Worcester County States Attorney filed a motion to have Mokrishchev’s original bond of $3500 rescinded and have him held until trial. District Court Judge Richard Motsey rescinded the original $3500.

Judge Motsey ordered Mokrishchev held at the Worcester County jail as well as maintained the $50,000 bond in the second case.

Mokrishchev has since been charged for sexually assaulting two additional female’s ages 9 and 15.

Mokrishchev is under investigated for several other alleged assaults as well. All the assaults occurred in August 2008 while Mokrishchev was a street performer wearing a “Patrick Star” costume, which is a character from the popular TV cartoon “Sponge Bob Square Pants”. Because Mokrishchev allegedly fondled a 9-year-old female child, he has been charged with a 3rd Degree Sex Offense, which is a felony, 4th Degree Sex Offense and 2nd Degree Assault. The 3rd Degree Sex Offense carries a potential penalty of up to 10 years in prison.

This investigation has revealed that Mokrishchev did not have permission of from the trademark department of Nickelodeon Networks to represent the “Patrick Star” character.

The OCPD encourages anyone who has come into contact with Mokrishchev and believes they may have been touched inappropriately and/or assaulted, to please contact Corporal Scott Bernal at 410-520-5294 or email at sbernal@ococean.com

Obama & McCain

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation,for fear it
would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who
had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop
him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been
in a whorehouse,' The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about
you?' McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like.'

On Vacation

If you hadn't noticed, my Posts have been slim to none over the past few days. That's because I've been away on a mini vacation. In the mean time, Salisbury News has ranked #1 in the State of Maryland again this week, amazing! I'll be back to normal posting some time today. Thanks for being patient.

To All The Kids Who Survived

THOSE BORN 1925-1975:

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because, WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were OK.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms.......WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good. While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were. Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

The quote is by Jay Leno: "With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Constitution 'Free' Zones

Washington, DC – Once again the federal government is expanding its collection of data on innocent travelers, the American Civil Liberties Union said today, with the Department of Homeland Security creating dossiers of travelers who pass through U.S. border checkpoints, maintain these files for 15 years, and share this data broadly – including providing access to courts and attorneys in civil litigation like divorce proceedings.

“Our government is not supposed to collect information on the innocent activities and movements of its citizens just in case they later commit a crime,” said Barry Steinhardt, director of the ACLU’s Technology and Liberty Program. “This program illustrates why America needs more robust and across-the-board privacy laws.”

The DHS policy, which was reported by the Washington Post today, requires travelers at the border to present either a passport or both a drivers license and a birth certificate. The Customs and Border Protection agents scan information from travelers and store it on a database.

“The Customs and Border Protection Agency function is taking the approach that the border is a constitution-free zone,” said Tim Sparapani, ACLU Senior Legislative Counsel. “Congress needs to step in and reassert the American values of limited intrusion on Americans’ private lives.”

Sparapani continued, “This is just the latest in a long list of misguided DHS security policies, from trying to waive all laws at the border to building a wall at the U.S. border, to redirecting the Automated Tracking System from assessing the risk of cargo to assessing the risk of travelers, to the most recent controversy over detaining laptops at airports. It is clear the next administration will need to drastically rethink all of these wrongheaded policies.”

How Many Zeros In A Billion?

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New Orleans ... It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number... what does it mean?

A. Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528.

B. Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans ,your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or... if you are a family of four... your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D. C HELLO! Are all your calculators broken?

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax(SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt...We had the largest middle class in the world... and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell P O L I T I C I A N S?

And I still have to press '1' for English. What the heck happened?????

A Dog's Purpose

A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old)

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.

The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker's Death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, 'I know why.'

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation. He said, 'People are born so that they can learn how to live a good Life -- like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?' The Six-year-old continued, 'Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long.'

Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.
Take naps Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.
ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY!

Fruitland Police Department Press Release

On 08/22/08 at 3:15 am Officers received a call to respond to the Hampton Inn regarding a disorderly subject in the lobby. Upon arrival, officers learned that the subject had fled the hotel towards Walmart. Upon a search of the area and further investigation at the Hampton Inn, the following subjects were apprehended and charged accordingly:

Charged: #1 Benjamin Hanson, 29 yoa Pasadena, MD
Charges: Disorderly Conduct Disturbance of Peace
Disposition: Released to Central Booking

Charged: #2 Penelope Long, 18 yoa Salisbury, MD
Charges: Underage Possession of Alcohol
Disposition: Released on Signature of citation

Charged: #3 Juvenile, 16 yoa
Charges: Underage Possession of Alcohol
Disposition: Released to Parent/Guardian

Friday, August 22, 2008

Major Breaking News

Heard that Hovnanian and Salisbury Mall Assoc. in Court today. Circuit Court
granted Hovnanian's summary judgment motion, ordered Salisbury Mall to pay
back the 1.6 approx million deposit. So I guess Hovnanian won't be
developing the property? Natelson not smiling!

Assault and Armed Serious Robbery Investigation Concluded Suspects Charged

On July 15, 2008, Ocean City Police responded to a room at the Dunes Motel, located at 2700 Baltimore Avenue, in reference to an armed robbery and serious assault.

When police arrived at the scene, they found an adult male victim with several severe injuries. The victim related to the responding officers, an unusual set of events leading up to the victim being assaulted and robbed.

The victim initially told police, earlier in the evening he had met several subjects on the Boardwalk and agreed to meet them later at his room at the Dunes Motel. Sometime later that evening, the victim stated he received a telephone call from one of these persons asking him to exit his hotel room and to meet them in the motel parking lot.

The victim stated he went down to the motel parking lot and met one of the men. The two men went up to the motel room. Once in the motel room, two additional men arrived. At this point the victim told police he was attacked, bound and gagged.

The victim said the three men demanded money and began to search and ransack the motel room for money and valuables. While the suspects were going through the victim’s room, they beat him during which the suspects broke a glass beer bottle on the victims head. During the attack the victim related the suspects discussed killing him.

After the suspects left the motel room, the victim was able to free himself and contact the police.

OCPD investigators arrived on the scene and began to focus on the victim’s account of the events leading up to and during the robbery. Detectives eventually determined the victim had met the three male suspects earlier in the evening in the downtown Ocean City area. The victim related he had attempted to negotiate an illegal drug transaction with suspects.

The victim said he believed the males were meeting him at the motel for the purposes of selling him illegal drugs. The consequences of this arrangement left the victim severely beaten and injured.

Accident On Vienna Bridge

Between 1:00 and 2:00 PM a there was an accident on the Vienna bridge . On eastbound 50 involved a motorcycle and six wheel truck. No word on any injuries. When I passed by one lane was closed with cop and SHA vehicles.

OKAY, SINCE WE ALL OWNED SLAVES HERE IS WHAT OBAMA PLANS TO DO

You need to read this. Its marked specifically for blacks & you ain't seen nothing yet. If you plan to vote for obama, read it.

GO HERE to see the article.

Gas Prices

While gas loomed around $3.49 per gallon yesterday, Sams Club has regular gas today at the price of $3.38 per gallon, 11 cents less than yesterdays retail prices. I'm told the lines were 3 deep at the pumps waiting to fill up at this price. Photos to come.

More Love On The Plaza


This trash has been sitting outside on the Plaza the entire day and I first walked past it at 7:30 AM Thursday morning. Keep spreading the love Barrie!

Daily Accident Report

"Joe,

Once I get in every morning I try to spend at least 5 minutes to get the morning news, I usually hit WBOC and THE DAILY CRIMES, via the internet. I have recently found your site to be quite amusing and love to get the real inside reports. I just wanted to make a quick comment "editorial" on the fact that every day this week I have had to read about the lose of a live due to poor driving. it's a shame that a family had to loose a member of it's family due to someone else's poor judgement and lack of driving common sense. I just wanted to say to everyone please remember that your bad judgement could effect another family FOREVER! PLEASE hang up and drive, SLOW DOWN, BE PATIENT, and most of all LOOK TWICE! I do not want to look at the news and see my wife's SUV crumpled up on the front page! And neither do you!"

Dear Zoo Staff

While WMDT's Stacy Sakai did a fantastic job on stories referencing Dr. Doug Nolte, ONE MAJOR QUESTION was left out of Stacy's story after she attended the Zoo Commission Meeting last Wednesday.

Stacy should have asked this simple question AFTER the Zoo announced they stand behind Dr. Nolte. Here's the question. "HOW MANY OF YOU TAKE YOUR PERSONAL ANIMALS TO DR. NOLTE?" Ask Anne what happened to her Golden Retriever or her dog named Goldie when it was hit by a car years ago. Ask Anne why she went in the next day to see how her dog was doing and found NOTHING had been done so she picked it up and carried it out of his Office immediately and took it to another Veterinarian as it almost bled to death in Nolte's care.

If that question is asked I think you'll find no one at the Zoo would be stupid enough to use his services, yet they, (like Rapp) support him 100%? And why would they support him 100%? Because there is NO OTHER VETERINARIAN on the Eastern Shore that has ever dealt with exotic animals and has the experience the former Veterinarian Dr. Tragle has. As the Director of Public Works stated, Nolte is cheap and that's why they use him. They have NO CHOICE!

The majority of the Zoo Staff used Dr. Tragle when he worked at the Zoo and probably still do. Again, those poor animals at the Zoo!

Dead Man Walking

Farmers Being Irresponsible





This is the time of year in which we all see these irrigation systems shooting large volumes of water onto their fields in order to help their plants grow and survive.

However, there's no denying that pretty much every one of these systems that comes close to a road sprays a ton of water onto the road and in some cases it becomes extremely dangerous.

Last week, two motorcyclists were actually thrown from their motorcycles after being hit by this large volume of water. Some even complain they just had their vehicle detailed, spent all that money and while driving home they got sprayed down by these systems.

I personally believe these Farmers should be regulated by assuring NONE of their irrigation system hits any roads their farms butt up to. This series of photos is actually Rt. 54 in the Delmar/Mardella area. That's right, that large volume of water is on a State Highway!

Will The Rolls Reverse This Saturday?


Be prepared for the Formal Grand Opening this weekend at the new Fire Station for Chief See to announce his retirement. From the word I'm getting on the street, See is absolutely miserable, cranky and treating everyone like crap right now.

There are many rumors as to his having been beat up last week and coming into work with two black eyes and cuts all over his face. I'll not get into what rumors are being said as to how this all happened other than to say See says he slipped and fell. Uh Huh, right. I'm told he told two or three versions of the falling story, therefore no one is buying that one.

Anyhow, there could be a roll reversal in the very near future as many are saying Gordy will be made the new Fire Chief and See is out of there. Delaware Cops won't cover your a$$ like the local Salisbury Cops, will they Chiefy? I'll get into that little plug on another day.

If it makes you feel any better, even though this Grand Opening is allegedly by invitation only, I'm not going to attend. I have better things to do and I think people are sick and tired of seeing that $10,000,000.00 Building and what a waste of taxpayer money it was.

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.

Can You Read This?

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Salisbury, Russia



So you tell me Folks. If YOU owned a building in Downtown Salisbury, Russia, and they installed a surveillance camera on the building right next door to you, knowing you have no choice but to park in the parking lot next door, wouldn't you be suspicious as to why the Police Department is placing a camera there?

Let's see, there's NO CRIME there. Certainly not like Church Street and other high crime areas. I've never had a vehicle broken into there. Yet I step out of my building and take a walk around Downtown and the next thing I know the Chief of Police all of a sudden pops out of nowhere and gives that silly childish smile like he's got one up on me.

Well, maybe he does. However, isn't this harassment? Don't they have to justify these camera going into high crime areas. Isn't it interesting how they're set up at one end of the Plaza at One Plaza East so he can see everyone walking on the Plaza, yet rather than sticking another one at the other end of the Plaza he sticks one where he can see me instead? Talk about Big Brother! Or shall I say. Mr. Paranoid?

Is this abuse of Grant Funding for these cameras? I know that Crime Solvers requires these cameras only in areas where there's a high gun crime. Take the one down near my building Chief before I sue the City for Harassment. One Officer tried to claim they used this camera to try and catch the graffiti guys but guess what, the graffiti still went up and no one was caught anyway. I say, stop your BS excuses and take the camera down and use it where crime is actually high.

Question of the Day, Fri 8/22

What's on your bucket list???

Flavors Of Italy?



Behind their Restaurant you'll find a fine selection of bottles for their annual Wino's Taste Testing Contest.

Elmo’s Green Thumb Goes On Sale Monday, August 25


The Red Monster with a Green Thumb Arrives in Salisbury on October 7

(Salisbury, MD) Sunny isn’t just the weather forecast on Sesame Street - it’s also the name of Elmo’s sunflower friend! Join all your favorite friends on an amazing adventure as they help Elmo find a new home for Sunny when Sesame Street Live “Elmo’s Green Thumb” performs at the Wicomico Youth & Civic Center on Tuesday, October 7 and Wednesday, October 8.

Tickets for all three performances go on sale Monday, August 25 at 10:00am. Ticket prices range from $13 to $25 plus applicable taxes and fees. Military and group discounts are available. Tickets can be purchased online at www.WicomicoCivicCenter.org, charged by phone at 410-548-4911 or in person at the Box Office open Monday through Friday from 8:00am to 5:00pm.

Elmo has raised his sunflower, Sunny, from a seed, but his floral friend has outgrown the flower pot. Elmo and friends find Big Bird’s garden the ideal place for Sunny to flourish and grow but they are too excited to wait. Rather than let Sunny follow nature’s course, Abby Cadabby, Sesame Street’s fairy-in-training, casts a spell to make Sunny grow. The spell does just the opposite and, instead of growing, Elmo and all of his friends shrink! While Abby searches for just the right words to reverse the spell, Elmo, Zoe,Telly and friends explore Big Bird’s garden from a smaller perspective and learn some big lessons about patience, overcoming their fears and appreciating the role that each creature plays in our ecosystem – from dancing ladybugs and beautiful butterflies to grouchy beetles that scavenge the garden floor. Will being small help Sunny grow tall? It’s a fresh, original Sesame Street Live on a whole new scale!

Like television’s Sesame Street, each Sesame Street Live production features timeless lessons for all ages. The universal appeal of each Broadway-quality musical production continues long after preschool. Adults will appreciate the high-tech stagecraft, cleverly written script, and music they’ll recognize and enjoy sharing with children, such as “Ladybug Picnic,” “Inch by Inch” and “I Love Trash.”

Will the Wicomico County Council Defend the Taxpayers?

November, 2010 is the earliest practical date for a referendum on the Wicomico dispensary. Assuming that the dispensary is abolished, it will be at least until 2011 or 2012 before this corrupt dinosaur breathes its last. In the meantime, the taxpayers of Wicomico County are being denied what is due them from the WCLCB.

Can something be done about a group of non-elected officials spending taxpayer money like a bunch of drunken sailors on liberty? Absolutely! It all depends on whether or not the Wicomico County Council has the intestinal fortitude.

Will a majority of the county council continue to allow the pockets of the taxpayer to be picked? Will this council continue to support corruption through their inaction? or ... Will at least four of our elected officials stand up and say, "NO MORE"? Read More ...

Thursday, August 21, 2008

WCLCB - Spin, Spin, Spin at the County Council Meeting

If you don't want to be quoted, or paraphrased, you shouldn't get in front of TV cameras. Yet, WCLCB chair Stew Haemel just keeps saying the darnedest things in public.

While the truth would be nice, we should at least expect some contact with reality. Read More ...

WCLCB - Better Late Than Ever

One complaint heard this morning was that the Daily Times, true to form, charges to take on an issue ... AFTER their opinion could have an impact. All too true. However, never one to look a gift horse in the mouth I figure we should take what we can get. There are, however, several things about this morning's editorial - calling for the Wicomico County dispensary to open its books - that are humorous, and disturbing.

While I don't know who wrote this morning's piece, I do know that they are ignorant of some basic facts. They state:
"The question will not appear on the 2008 ballot because the Wicomico County Council voted 5-1 against asking the Maryland General Assembly for permission to do so."
This simply isn't true. The possibility of placing the measure on the 2008 ballot ended when the county council postponed action at their first August meeting. The deadline for placing a measure on the ballot passed prior to the August 19th meeting. Some will also point to an AG's opinion that claimed that the legislature must approve a referendum. If this is the same opinion prepared for Sen. Lowell Stoltzfus, the opinion only states that a binding referendum would need legislative approval.

In any event, a ballot measure for 2008 has been moot for several weeks. The resolution voted on Tuesday (Res. 110-2008) SPECIFICALLY stated that it applied to a referendum to be voted on in 2010.

In addition, a call for transparency is only a half-hearted measure. Far more important would be a call for the dispensary board to quit doling out taxpayer dollars like they are lollipops and balloons in a parade ... or more appropriately with the WCLCB - Mardi Gras beads on Fat Tuesday!

cross posted on Delmarva Dealings

JOE ALBERO FOR PRESIDENT 08


Ladies & Gentlemen:

It is with great honor that I announce my Candidacy as an Independent for the Office of President of the United States.

We have been quietly working on gearing up for the Presidential Race in what turned out to be an Internet Phenomenon. Salisbury News has grown so much, we started becoming Nationally recognized and I was recently approached by the Independent Party to run for Office of the President of the United States.

I hope you'll enjoy the Video attached and enjoy the first message of this announcement.

Oh, God Bless America and all that crap and yes, I am Joe Albero and I approve this message. See Ya In Washington!

GO HERE to see the Video Press Release.

GO, NO STOP! NO, GO!


Obviously enough complaints have come in referencing this cross walk. You see, the light turns green and the sign turns white and tells you to GO. You get literally two steps into the road and it starts flashing a warning telling you NOT to go. By the time you get 1/2 way across the road, the light changes. Fortunately someone is finally listening and the City is going to install a new cross walk signal similar to the rest of the ones around town that count down and beep all day and night. So much for renting my apartments upstairs, let alone the other two apartment buildings across the street and even closer to this intersection.

Super Bingo Comes To The Westside Community Center

$300 Minimum Jackpot up for Grabs

(Salisbury, MD) See if you will be the lucky player to shout bingo at the Westside Community Center’s Super Bingo on Friday, August 29. Doors will open at 5:00pm with games starting at 7:00pm.

Tickets are $25 in advance and increase to $30 at the door. Price includes sixteen bingo games plus Quickie Bingo and U-Pick’ems. Each game will offer a minimum of $25 in prize money. One lucky winner will take home a $300 minimum Jackpot at the end of the night. Hold’ems and Pull Tabs will be sold separately. Concessions offering barbecue chicken dinners, hot dogs, homemade desserts and more will also be available.

For more information or to purchase tickets call Joy Klauder at 410-873-2993 or email westside@wicomicocounty.org. All proceeds directly benefit youth programs at the Westside Community Center, which is located at 21109 Bivalve Lodge Road in Bivalve, MD. Operated by a local advisory council, the Westside Community Center provides recreational and educational programs to the Nanticoke, Bivalve, Tyaskin, Whitehaven and Quantico communities.

If you would like to learn about other upcoming programs offered by the Wicomico County Recreation, Parks and Tourism Department sign up for Recreation email alerts at www.wicomicorecandparks.org.

Everything In The Opportunity Shop Is Selling For .10 Cents!!!


Come one, come all. Everything in the Store is only .10 cents, while supplies last.