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Friday, February 17, 2012

DHS: 'CBP Stops Thousands Of Unsafe Hair Dryers'

President Obama's border enforcement officials prevented over 13,000 dangerous hair dryers from entering the country, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) trumpeted today.

"U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) seized thousands of hair dryers recently that were determined to constitute a “substantial product hazard” under U.S. law, for failing to have adequate immersion protection," DHS announced.

"The potentially dangerous hair dryers were identified through a nationwide targeting operation by the CBP Import Safety Commercial Targeting and Analysis Center (CTAC)."


[I feel so much safer.. don't you? Maybe if the Hezbollah terrorists are carrying hair dryers we will catch them too. --Editor]


Anonymous said...

those hairdryers were very unsafe for the local hairdryers union 835

Anonymous said...

If they can stop the damn hair dryers, why not all the illegals that enter our country daily?????

Anonymous said...

OMG! That was close! Thank God for our fine men in unif... wait a minute HAIR DRIERS??? They are staring in the trunk at hair driers while how many illegal wetbacks walk through???