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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Skipping Breakfast Leads to Teen Sex?


Yep. Japanese researchers who studied 3,000 teens found that the teens who skipped breakfast lost their virginity at an earlier age. And we've been pleading with our teens to eat breakfast because:
1. We want them to be alert and able to concentrate.
2. We want them to be well-nourished.
3. It would be awful for our teens to have hunger pangs during the first period of the day.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

missing meals make skinner girls. who wants a fat girl?

Anonymous said...

New ad tag line for cereal, "SEX, breakfast of Champions"

Anonymous said...

Sure the fatter your kid is. The less likely anyone will want to have sex with them. Makes sense to me.

Anonymous said...

I have an idea.....take all the money that funds bullsh*t studies like this and improve the quality of life in more important areas such as education, living, and overall environment. Anything is better than this study. 3000 kids? In JAPAN? Yeah that sure sounds like it's a rock solid result.

Anonymous said...

Correlation does not always mean causation.