Friendly Advice
Please, take care of yourself over the holidays. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 13% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 87% are caused by jerks who drink water, coffee, tea, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurt and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause more than six times as many accidents. This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.
Please, take care of yourself over the holidays. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 13% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 87% are caused by jerks who drink water, coffee, tea, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurt and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause more than six times as many accidents. This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
1 comment:
That's why beer mugs are clear glass... so you can still see the road! It's the bifocals that are at fault here!
Drinkin' & drivin' is just like anything else, it's PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE!!!
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