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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Who Is The Cat In The Hat?

54 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's April Taylor, Jonathan Taylor's wife. I just threw up in my mouth.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh the black cat in the hat.

Anonymous said...

They deserve eachother. Doesn't she work at some optical place.

Anonymous said...

Is it Halloween ? Or does she dress like that all the time ?

Anonymous said...

What's that on her tongue?

Anonymous said...

You are the company you keep.

Anonymous said...

Oh believe me, she kept a lot of guys in Crisfield company all right. Remember me April. Boy Toy

Anonymous said...

I Just lost my lunch. Wish I hadn't looked at that picture!

Anonymous said...

you mean fat cat in the hat?

Anonymous said...

It looks like Pizza-the-hut from Space Balls the movie.

Anonymous said...

Didn't I see her at pork in the park contest? She won Mrs. porqueena.

Anonymous said...

i hope her tubes are tied. could you just imagine the green hairy blob that would be excreted from that orifice? BLECK!!

joealbero said...

Here's how I see it boys and girls. We have committed for at least the past two years staying away from Wives and Children. Mr. Taylor continues to bring up my Wife and Grandson, even after stating he would not do it again.

That being said, he wants to play ball, I say, bring it on. If he wants to agree to keep the Wives/Spouces and Children/Grandchildren off the Blogs, I will again agree to do the same.

However, from this point forward, that goes for you too Billy Burke, I will plaster every photo I have and expose whatever I like along the way.

Drop the posts about my Wife JT or you will regret ever mentioning my Wife or Grandson for the rest of your life. You have nothing traffic wise compared to Salisbury News, the choice is yours.

Just know from this point forward the gloves are off. For those of you who don't like it, let that fat SOB attack your Wife for more than a year on the Internet and then you come back here and tell me to stop. Until them, fair game is fair game. Goes for you to JR.

Anonymous said...

Don't you worry about that one. He can't find it.

Anonymous said...

I don't blame you Joe. He has pushed too far. Besides, she obviously posed for you in this picture.

Anonymous said...

bryan bugner

Anonymous said...

12:03
Yes she works at accurate optical the biggest rip off in town. Zeidman and lynch sure do know how to pick winners NOT.

Anonymous said...

Joe
Hes jealous. After all hes GREEN with envy. That gelantinous blob is so jealous of everything you have and he wants. He tries to tear you down and you come out on top time and time again.
You have a beautiful wife, he has this blob. You have been successful and hes only been successful in stealing for the tax payers.
I have not once seen him ringing a belll, plowing snow or helping in ANY way for that matter. All he does is sit at a computer all day long. HEY FATSO try getting up and doing something other than walking to the frid to get another piece of fried chicken and maybe you will lose some of that lard in your butt. The ONLY people that follow his blog are the MISFITS. They dont have anywhere else to go because society has turned them away because they are MISFITS!

Anonymous said...

Did you expect the fat man to have a good looking wife?

Anonymous said...

I always wanted to know what the Pillsbury Dough Boys mom looked like.

Anonymous said...

That's not a cat. That's a fat pig.

Anonymous said...

Look how high the steering wheel is jacked up.

Anonymous said...

April got it goin on. Nothing wrong with a chunk of meat now boys.

Anonymous said...

What's her deal? When my wife was pregnant, she still wore a bra!

Anonymous said...

How come you only allow comments you agree with? Not really fair....

Anonymous said...

What comes around goes around.

Anonymous said...

Some people need their eyes check.

joealbero said...

anonymous 2:28, How does it feel Jonathan Taylor.

Anonymous said...

I wonder why she's always trying to come off as a black man. I know she really liked black men in the past but now she calls herself black cat in the hat.

Anonymous said...

You don't mean the Billy Burke who stays up all night commenting on his own blog do you?

In his latest 3AM alcohol fueled comment he impersonated some dude with a mile long RAP sheet by the name of Demetrice "Meaty" Fields.
Of course he did it with a user name, time4change. Can't say I blame Billy though, with Meaty's record I wouldn't use his name either but the inference was clear that he wants everyone to think it was Meaty commenting.

Anonymous said...

Its about time Jonathan Taylor gets a taste of his own medicine, he is so obsessed with you and and everything you do. I say keep on posting and let everyone know just how obsessed he is with you. His whole blog is about you. I can see why tho, his wife truly isnt very attractive!

Anonymous said...

I heard someone once say "Everyone Wants To Be Joe Albero" !

Anonymous said...

Joe, You are absolutley right!. I have seen all his nasty remarks about you and your wife. I commented on his blog that he was really obsessed with Joe Albero, but, He DID NOT POST IT!! Thanks for letting me tell him. BUSTED JT!!

Anonymous said...

i told him he was really obsessed with you too and he didnt post it. i told him to grow up. I said Joe obviously isnt obsessed with you J.T., so get over it!

Anonymous said...

Please pull that hat down and cover up that ugly mug!

Anonymous said...

if she is cat in a hat then J.T is pig in a blanket!!

Double Dutch Rudder said...

Is that Tim Tom?

Anonymous said...

I think I saw her working on Chursh st last night.I gave her a buck and she gave me 4 quators change.HA HA HA

Anonymous said...

Re: The fat green pig and Piglet

1 - They will NOT reproduce..it would cut into the food budget.

2 - They can't reproduce.. They're too fat to (ya know whatI mean).

3 - He won't reproduce..the pig is too busy thinking about you, I suspect he is gay.

4 - She won't reproduce..even the piglet won't do him.

5 - Sex or food..just look at the slimey pig and piglet.

Anonymous said...

I here she likes to get on top and says big Joe big Joe

Big Alberta said...

Oh no he didn't! He didn't say all those nasty things bout jennifer, did he? Why is Gwinchy all of a sudden lettin them people say all them bad things bout her on his blog? Now I know that Big Alberta is a full figured girl but she ain't got nothin' on that Gwinchy's wife. If I was Gwinchy and my wife was as fat as his I wouldn't let all them comments stay up there. My, My, MY, Gwinchy you is a dumb fat ass!

I have to share a story with Y'all. I was walkin down the isle in the grocery store the other days and I all of a sudden smelt this horrible smell. I knew I smelled it before but couldn't put my finger on it. I looked around to make sure no one was lookin' and checked my draws to make sure I didn't have no accident. When I was sure my draws was clean I went lookin for the source of the smell. I walked down the isle and the smell got stronger and stronger. When I turned the corner to go up the isle....THERE IT WAS! The source of the smell right on the other side of the row of groceries from me. It was that awful smellin' woman in the picture. Only she wasn't dressed like no cat. She shoulda been dressed like a skunk. I almost vomicked. I had to leave my groceries right in the cart and go home. Good God amighty! She need to get her some hygienes of sumpm. I think Ima call the health department!

Anonymous said...

Ooooooooooooooh!! my eyes!!

I'm friggin' blind

Anonymous said...

Did anyone notice the THROW DOWN HANDY CAP TAG hanging on the sun visor?

Maryland Handicap Tag #139397

Since when did obesity become a handicap??

Anonymous said...

...but she's got a pretty face.

NOT!!

Noah said...

I hope they don't have a waterbed, but if they do I'm going to start building my ark.

thomas augustus littleton said...

THAT is one ugly dude, man boobs and all...

Anonymous said...

MOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

Hey Kool Aid!

Anonymous said...

You can't see it, but in the upper corner of her car, a spider has woven "Some pig!"

Anonymous said...

I think I just saw her down on a street corner, church street and brown I think. For some reason she waved at me. Must be very friendly.

Anonymous said...

Joe's wife is not involved in the blog or saying anything about anyone.

Not so the woman pictured. She, not Joe's wife, is fair game since she is not just a spouse but a participant.

Anonymous said...

Tal that dude is female who is married to a gelatinous BLOB name JT

Anonymous said...

Her and JT are a piece of work. They both mooch off society with welfare, section 8 housing, medicaid, food stamps and bogus Handicap tags. What a life.

Anonymous said...

Uh oh, is Big Alberta back?