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Friday, October 16, 2009

THE YEAR IS 1947

The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that a little over 62 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that nine months later, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Now You Know.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one.

Anonymous said...

stop making me spew my coffee

Anonymous said...

Can we just go back in time and delete 1947. Just think how much better of we would be without that bunch of loosers.