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Friday, October 16, 2009

Indian Name For The Man


OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in up state New York .

HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, since he has now become the President.

HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.

Although President Obama was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about HIS future ideas for helping HIS 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - "Walking Eagle".

The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of sh!t, it can no longer fly.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that's a good one!!!

Anonymous said...

The native American is obviously a very smart people.

Anonymous said...

They are indeed wise people. Personally I feel the government has done nothing to help them achieve their potential. We have absorbed every ethic nations people who wanted to be here; except the nation who was here first.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who believes ANYTHING Obama says is just plain stupid.
Obama has been caught in so many lies that it's hard to keep track.