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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Being A Senior Is A Gas


I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to break wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.


After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.


Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Very funny, seniors don't use Ipods-at least the one I know-hee hee:)