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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Help Wanted

PARKING ENFORCEMENT OFFICER

Company: CITY OF SALISBURY

Description

Essential Functions: Performs routine foot and vehicle patrol of the downtown business area, issuing parking violation citations to vehicles parked in violation of City parking regulations; performs other duties as assigned. Provides staff support to the purchasing and parking office as needed.

Requirements

Requirements: H.S. diploma or G.E.D. and valid MD driver’s license required. Successful candidate must be able to spend up to seven hours a day on foot in all weather conditions and handle materials up to 40 lbs. and continual walking or standing 80% +/- of the time.

Closing Date: 4:30 p.m., Friday, August 1, 2008

APPLY: Submit City application and resume to:

City of Salisbury, Human Resources Dept.,
125 N. Division St., Salisbury, MD 21801 Phone: 410-548-1065 Fax: 410-548-3748
Website: www.ci.salisbury.md.us

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Additional requirements:
Must never give a ticket to an FOB. Must never give a ticket to Bubba, Louweasel, or Goodtimes Shanie.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't that read "parking NONenforcement officer"?

Anonymous said...

Must look the other way when Comegys parks in a handicapped spot, and must not testify against him when he lies about it.

Anonymous said...

Don't make any mistakes that would require the fat asses to have to walk more than 20 paces to get to the GOB.

Anonymous said...

Is that for real? Hiliarous! Additional requirements: Must be somewhat lazy and not 'too agressive' when it comes to ticketing. LOL!!

Anonymous said...

10:18 --

Michael Day or either Cathcart would meet all those requirements!

Anonymous said...

It's a perfect job for Mikey Dunn, too, except with that bundle from "Sassafras Meadows" he's in fat city ("Tony Tank", isn't it?).

Anonymous said...

Are they kidding. Most of the time I've seen the X-peo riding in his car. Why would he walk.

Anonymous said...

Can the guy that got fired sue for wrongful termination? Or are the lawyers affraid of the FOB's?

Anonymous said...

Is there anyone down town to give a ticket to other than government workers or lawyers ?

Anonymous said...

I would think this guy could sue not only for unlawful termination, he could sue for discrimination as well especially if he used Pam Oland and all of her major screw ups as the basis. I would also think this guy would be smart enough to get a lawyer from way out of town. These local lawyers don't fight very well. I hope he sues the city until the cows come home. I'd rather see the city go broke for something right instead of going broke giving it away to Barries buddies.