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Friday, November 11, 2016

Dress for Sale

For Sale:

One brand new inaugural gown at half the original price of $200,000. That's $100,000 for you pollsters and media who have no expertise in math.

Size: Don't ask!

Will throw in one useless husband for free.

H. R. Clinton


Anonymous said...

Anyone taking bets those two will never live under the same roof again? One problem...they both like girls.

Anonymous said...

Never seen her in a dress. Maybe it was for Chelsea. LOL

Anonymous said...

now I'm wondering what her Inaugural pantsuit would have looked like!

Anonymous said...

Now that was funny!

Anonymous said...

Dress is custom made to include leg and neck braces, it also has short distance communication network and small ear speakers to help answer debate questions.
The back of the dress has holes to accommodate the strings that the puppet masters use to control the wearer

Anonymous said...

9:57 AM - You forgot the built-in Depends.