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Wednesday, June 06, 2012

The Great Hunt

Shot my first turkey yesterday
Scared the crap outta everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome!
Getting old is so much fun...

Remember: Don't make old People mad.
We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A few days before Thanksgiving last year a lady in Food Lion was looking over the frozen turkeys and searching and digging thru them. She looked at me and asked "Do these turkeys get any bigger". I said no lady, they're dead.