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Monday, May 21, 2012

Dear Abby

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,

Lost

Dear Lost,

Stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel around the world, and have others pay for everything for you.

You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for nine more months!

Signed,

Abby

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

These are never that funny. Replace Obama with any typical scumbag politician and you get the same effect. I trust Obama more then I would have trusted Santorum or Romney or any of those other greasy used car salesmen types the Republicans have been busy pumping out.

Anonymous said...

1:55
Too much Kool-Aid there pal

Anonymous said...

1:55 Why, why, why would you trust Obama more than Santorum or Romney?
I would love to hear your reasoning.

Anonymous said...

Obama is a proven LIAR if nothing else so whoever still believes him must truely be blind.

Anonymous said...

1:55 PM

Obama was TRUSTED, he betrayed that trust.

He continues to betray that trust every day he remains in the white house.

Remember that rap song, 'We gonna paint the white house black'?

That's exactly what he/they did. Just as every other house/neighborhood his kind take up residence.

This time, not only has the neighborhood gone to hell, the whole country has gone to hell.

Sure, it may have been headed that way before he put his hand on the koran, but he sure speeded it along.

More so that the previous 41 presidents before him, COMBINED.

Maybe he can go back to kenya and do a fund raiser there and become a tribal chief.

Personally I think he would look good with a bone through his nose.

Anonymous said...

1:55 You must be a liar like Obama. You are either uneducated, or just plain stupid. Sounds like that Smoot guy in Hebron.

Anonymous said...

Why would I want to live in a country run by men who still believe in fairy tails? Its one thing to believe what you want, its another once you start to impose that lifestyle on others.

Santorum is the guy that said that a raped woman should not abort the baby and instead 'accept what God had given her'

Sorry, but I don't want someone religious nut job like that leading a supposedly free country.

Anonymous said...

too funny!

Anonymous said...

i think whats truly funny is the people who dont think he wont be re-elected to four more years because like it or not rommney cant beat him

Anonymous said...

2:49 He is fund raising for Kenya.
He's giving your tax money directly to the country!
He's a megalomaniac FRAUD. An impostor. A chameleon with racist tendencies.

Anonymous said...

7:08

you clueless, sad individual. our government has been giving our money away for years and years

Anonymous said...

@ 7:08

"A chameleon with racist tendencies"
Oh, you mean like yourself?

As the person after you said, corruption is the name of the game in DC, Obama is not the first nor will he be the last. Get over it or stop voting for idiots.