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Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Sheriff's Department Catches Poopetrator

After years of sniffing around and trying to get the scoop on the person defecating on driveways throughout Elk Creek and Deer Harbor, one homeowner who spent thousands of dollars on camera security finally bagged the poopetrator on camera attempting to do the nasty.

For many years the Daily Times had been targeted because of the early morning turds showing up in driveways and mail boxes. However, it turns out it was a jogger. The Sheriff's Department may only be able to charge the man with littering at this point. The man has yet to be charged, (who lives in the neighborhood) therefore I am withholding his name. However, IF it happens again we will, (without a doubt) expose who this individual is in the hopes it will come to an immediate end.

Some are wondering why the Sheriff's Department isn't charging this person with a federal offense as some of this poop has ended up in mail boxes without a stamp on it, if you get my drift.


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34 comments:

Anonymous said...

he's been charged

Case Information
Court System: DISTRICT COURT FOR WICOMICO COUNTY - CRIMINAL SYSTEM
Case Number: 4H00063543Tracking No:121001091993
Case Type: CRIMINAL
District Code: 02Location Code:03
Document Type: SUMMONSIssued Date:04/02/2012
Case Status: ACTIVE
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Defendant Information
Defendant Name: ERVIN, KELLY JAMES
Race: WHITE, CAUCASIAN, ASIATIC INDIAN, ARAB
Sex: MHeight:511Weight:145DOB:01/12/1964

Address: 3695 DEVONSHIRE DR
City: SALISBURYState:MDZip Code:21804 - 0000
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Charge and Disposition Information
(Each Charge is listed separately. The disposition is listed below the Charge)
Charge No: 001Description:LITTER/DUMP: UNDER 100 LBS
Statute: CR.10.110.(c)Description:LITTER/DUMP: UNDER 100 LBS
Amended Date: CJIS Code:1 0640MO/PLL:Probable Cause:X
Incident Date From: 02/23/2012 To: 02/23/2012 Victim Age:

Anonymous said...

He's being charged with dumping? Awesome!

Anonymous said...

This is a real case? I thought it was a joke.

Anonymous said...

It would be interesting to know why he did this. Maybe jogging caused his bowels to activate and he had to go before he had time to run home!!!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to hide in the woods with a bb gun.

JoeAlbero said...

anonymous 6:37, so you know, he did this 8 times to just ONE property owner and multiple times to others throughout TWO neighborhoods.

Anonymous said...

He is a serial pooper. Guess he dukeyed on the wrong driveway. This guy didn't even see the camera when he backed up and dropped the drawers. I'm glad he got caught - seriously. This guy has sexual issues. He is a sexual deviant that is evolving into a potentially dangerous individual.

Anonymous said...

This has been going on for quite a few years. I have a friend who is a victim of this and I'm glad he was caught. This is the only place I have seen this information.

Anonymous said...

So, did they compare his DNA to that of the 'evidence'? ;)

Anonymous said...

So, taking a dump is officially a crime! Sweet!

Did they relocate all the "evidence" back to his front porch??

Anonymous said...

are you sure this isn't a joke? you know maybe a belated april fool joke? awesome...

Anonymous said...

This is rich!! I'll have to go around the corner to check the house number, but I bet I know him by sight. He likes to "jog" in the middle of the road, and rarely moves for traffic. My guess would be that his attacks are retaliation against those who taunt him or otherwise speak up. He does in fact jog very early, my dog always barks at him.

Fred Norris said...

Guess eastern shore really is the outhouse of Maryland.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a real weirdo!

Anonymous said...

The morning he was caught, he wasn't jogging. He parked his Jeep in front of someone's house, and the owner thought it was suspicious. He wrote down his tag number and then set up the deer camera. The camera caught him in action!

Anonymous said...

how about biological terrorism?

Anonymous said...

theres a new push to get mothers to breastfeed in public saying "its only natural". i simply point to this case. after all, deficating is natural too. dont be surprised if people have sex in the middle of roadways too since thats a natural act.

Anonymous said...

Anon.9:17
Get the facts straight, not in the morning and not a deer camera. Stick with what you know and dont repeat what you dont.
Anon. 9:35
How about sine I live in the Elk Creek subd. and have been victim to this person, that I come and poop in your driveway, and you see how "natural" it feels.

Anonymous said...

9:35, you are a fool! How can you compare breastfeeding to defecating in public?

j.l. said...

This story stinks!!(sorry had to say it lol)..maybe they'll RUB his nose in it.

Anonymous said...

Let's also be open to the possibility that there could be some copyscat, oops i mean copycat poopin' too. This fool just happened to push it too far and pissed someone off enough to set up a camera. Hard not to get blamed for all of it when your the one on camera.

We need a forensics team to process the evidence. What did you have for dinner last night? White shoepeg corn is a dead give away.

Anonymous said...

Horrible! Leaving Duke fans in peoples yards!

Anonymous said...

Really he's protesting the doubling of the flush tax!

Anonymous said...

As many troopers live in Elk Creek, concerned citizens want to know why it took so long to catch the Turd Burglar LOL.

Anonymous said...

I,ve laid an "egg" before,but to do it repeatedly and put it in someones mailbox is out of control.

Anonymous said...

He only poops on moonless nights. Well, moonless until he drops his shorts..........

Anonymous said...

he does it very early in morning. Once ok...but at least 15 times on streets, driveways, curbs, and at the bus stop! Def has issues, there are many places (woods, empty lots, by trees/bushes) but no he dumps so people can see it. Needs a physchologist for sure. If it was just a bowel problem, he should carry a bag to clean up or go in woods. He has some serious problem...stay out of neighborhoods!

Anonymous said...

To set the record straight, he is not an Elk Creek resident. He lives in the adjoining Deer Harbour neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

He also has dangerous dogs that killed his neighbor's cat on that neighbor's property. He did not call them back until the cat was dead. The dogs responded to his call immediately - highly trained. Those dogs have seriously harassed his neighbor and it is frightful. Always diligent when outside lest those dogs get loose.

Anonymous said...

It's very disturbing that Ervin found it necessary to crap in the streets and yards of his neighbors. Dog walkers in both Elk Creek and Deer Harbor clean up after their dogs. His claiming to have IBS while out running is a load of "crap". He wasn't out running when he was caught on camera. If that's his story, and he's sticking to it, then he should carry a bag like the dog walkers. Respect your neighbors, their health and their property..human waste is very unsanitary. He should have been slapped with some type of health code violation as well.

Anonymous said...

Just wondering if he has anything to say...apologies, reasons, etc...I believe we deserve a reason why he feels the need to relieve himself in obvious places...??? if you are reading this...how about a response...verbally, rather than physically in the dark with toilet paper...

Anonymous said...

I suggest we say a prayer for him and his family.

Anonymous said...

Yes, say a prayer as he needs all the help he can get and maybe drop off some toilet paper and trash bags on or near his property.

Anonymous said...

i heard that Privite Detective Browneye Dropturd was the lead in this case he said that a statement taken revieled the man was on a "LOG" jog & was an avid Activia drinker.....he will be releasing his new album this what titled "POOPS I DID IT AGAIN"