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Tuesday, April 03, 2012

How To Hit A Nude Beach

When I first begin researching the question of how to hit a nude beach, one of the first answers came from the general manager of a hotel in New Hampshire, Jerry Jacobson, who responded “very carefully.”

My immediate reaction was that I usually don’t need any help in the weak joke department, as regular readers of this column will verify. But as I gathered more sources I realized that Jerry’s right. Most of us can’t wake up one morning and decide that taking off our clothes is just another day at the beach.

Or can we?

According to the American Association for Nude Recreation (AANR) [site NSFW] “most first-timers adjust to social nudity in a matter of minutes and discover it’s not nearly as big a deal as they thought it would be.”

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beer goggles and viagra baby.that's how you do it.

mack said...

nothing more than sex offenders awaiting their prey to jump on them and have their way sick sick sick..lock them up and protect the world.