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Friday, February 10, 2012

Florida Woman Blames Her 'Big Breasts' For Failing Sobriety Test

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. – A Florida woman facing DUI charges told arresting officers that her "big breasts" were responsible for her failing a sobriety test, according to a police report cited Friday by WTVJ-TV.

Maureen Jane Raymond, from Port St. Lucie, about 110 miles north of Miami, was arrested in Jensen Beach on Jan. 29 after she was noticed traveling at speed and crossing the yellow double line before parking in two spots outside a drug store.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You've got to admit that this excuse is a very ingenuous--or disingenuous, depending upon you look at it--excuse!

Anonymous said...

being with her would be like trying to wrap your lips around a basketball! good luck with that!