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Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Charlie Sheen, Dead And Buried In The 'Two And A Half Men' Season Premiere?

Oh boy, the first episode of Two and A Half Men could be a doozy. After rumors swirled online that creator Chuck Lorre could kill off Charlie Sheen’s character to make way for Ashton Kutcher, Deadline is now reporting that a funeral is, indeed, in the works for the comedy’s ninth season premiere on Sept. 19. The not-so dearly departed? Sheen’s Charlie Harper, of course.

Apparently, the episode will reportedly open with a memorial service attended by many of Charlie’s girlfriends and that his beachfront property will subsequently go up for sale. Potential buyers will include real-life celebrities and stars from Lorre’s other shows, and that Kutcher’s character will also tour the property. We can pretty much put two-and-two together from here: Kutcher snatches it up, Alan and Jake beg to stay, and mayhem resumes!

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kutcher sucks and the show will bomb. He is a little punk with no ability and his only claim to fame is he's humping Demi Moore.

Get Charlie back or can the show.

Anonymous said...

Ashton, go back to humping that old woman you stole from Bruce. You have no talent and are just an embarrassment.

The only one close to you in terms of ineptitude is Lorre.

Anonymous said...

Will miss Charlie alot; shame that his personal life had to interfere with his show. Won't be the same.

Anonymous said...

I agree that the show wont be the same but is that for sure such a bad thing? First two comments are bashing Ashton Kutcher. Let's see you do a better job. Every movie I have seen him in I think he does a good job. As as far as him "humping Demi" (as you so eloquently put it by the way) I think that has nothing to do with his claim to fame. He was good all on his own before he got with her.

Anonymous said...

8:42 AM

Ashton groupie lol

Gerald said...

From what I have heard Charlie will have been killed in a car crash with his car going off the cliffs around his house. Smething like what really did happen to the real Charlie, but he lived both times his car went over. And yes, Ashton gets a great deal on the house, but the deal includes Alan and Jake! With the writers the show has it could still be a lot of fun to watch, well just have to wait and see. Everyone said MASH made a mistake killing off a main actor, but it survived.

Anonymous said...

Every movie I have seen him in I think he does a good job.

Well there's no accounting for taste.

Anonymous said...

922 and 1226 what movies have you played in? He must have something going for him to be living the lifestyle he is. So until you get the chance to grace the stages of Hollywood with your presence, please sit down and shut up.

Anonymous said...

Charlie was the show it's curtains.

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