The Hospital

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'

The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and
I'm a little nervous.'

The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had
that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and, when
you wake up, they give you lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a
breeze.'

The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'

The first kid says, 'A Circumcision.'

The second kid says, 'Whoa! Good luck buddy. I had that
done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!'