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Friday, September 04, 2009

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35 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would have said she had to have some balls to wear something like that, apparently she does, just not where I expected.

Anonymous said...

The wedding party gathers around the ambulance while the priest recovers from his nervous breakdown.

Anonymous said...

The straps broke! I hate when that happens

Anonymous said...

Got Milk?

dogg said...

Got Milk!!

Anonymous said...

"Does this dress make my boobs look big?"

tedh said...

Lovely Couple

tedh said...

That would be lovely pair.

Anonymous said...

yes, not real.

Anonymous said...

If you gotum, showum.

Anonymous said...

Porn stars need to project some form of decency too.

Anonymous said...

Her parents must be so proud..not to say the grooms!!!!!!! oh my God says alot of her character...

Anonymous said...

My gawd!

Anonymous said...

Tonight is going to be the BEST night of my LIFE!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Doe these breasts make my dress look small?

Anonymous said...

Nice limo's.

Anonymous said...

The Luckiest Guy in the world!

Anonymous said...

Pretty Nice !! However after the novelty wears off, there will still be many years of grief ahead !!!

Anonymous said...

In the words of Weird Science, "more than a handful's a waste!"

Anonymous said...

That guy must be just so proud of his bride for dressing that way on this, the day of their wedding.

Anonymous said...

What do you mean my wife is a slut?

Anonymous said...

"If you have any reason why these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold her double-d's."

10001110101 said...

Crazy-Autoimmune disorders down the road.

Chimera said...

Looks like something you would see someone wearing at the mall

Anonymous said...

I bought this dress before the implants...oops!

Anonymous said...

Damn seamstress!!

Anonymous said...

Lady in Black saying, "The heel just married her for her money!"

Anonymous said...

Paid for!

Anonymous said...

And the 4 of them lived happily ever after:)

Anonymous said...

Be careful, if she's on top she might smother him.

Anonymous said...

Two nice pillows will guarantee a good night's sleep.

Anonymous said...

Of course I have nipples!

Anonymous said...

N - I - C - E !!!

so classy....she'll look back someday at her wedding pics and sigh. Because by age 40 they will be sagging low and her back will hurt everyday and she'll probabally still be dressing like a pole dancer at the prom.

countrygirl@heart

Anonymous said...

" Those are some huge lots of land you got there my lady."

John said...

Being a retired farmer and having raised several livestock,I tell you right now ,that lady is ready for milking. I ain't lying. I had a old sal once that nursed 7 piglets. And as sure as I'm sitting here, I know she could mother 2 sets of twins this very day.