so classy....she'll look back someday at her wedding pics and sigh. Because by age 40 they will be sagging low and her back will hurt everyday and she'll probabally still be dressing like a pole dancer at the prom.
Being a retired farmer and having raised several livestock,I tell you right now ,that lady is ready for milking. I ain't lying. I had a old sal once that nursed 7 piglets. And as sure as I'm sitting here, I know she could mother 2 sets of twins this very day.
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I would have said she had to have some balls to wear something like that, apparently she does, just not where I expected.
The wedding party gathers around the ambulance while the priest recovers from his nervous breakdown.
The straps broke! I hate when that happens
Got Milk?
Got Milk!!
"Does this dress make my boobs look big?"
Lovely Couple
That would be lovely pair.
yes, not real.
If you gotum, showum.
Porn stars need to project some form of decency too.
Her parents must be so proud..not to say the grooms!!!!!!! oh my God says alot of her character...
My gawd!
Tonight is going to be the BEST night of my LIFE!!!!!!!!
Doe these breasts make my dress look small?
Nice limo's.
The Luckiest Guy in the world!
Pretty Nice !! However after the novelty wears off, there will still be many years of grief ahead !!!
In the words of Weird Science, "more than a handful's a waste!"
That guy must be just so proud of his bride for dressing that way on this, the day of their wedding.
What do you mean my wife is a slut?
"If you have any reason why these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold her double-d's."
Crazy-Autoimmune disorders down the road.
Looks like something you would see someone wearing at the mall
I bought this dress before the implants...oops!
Damn seamstress!!
Lady in Black saying, "The heel just married her for her money!"
Paid for!
And the 4 of them lived happily ever after:)
Be careful, if she's on top she might smother him.
Two nice pillows will guarantee a good night's sleep.
Of course I have nipples!
N - I - C - E !!!
so classy....she'll look back someday at her wedding pics and sigh. Because by age 40 they will be sagging low and her back will hurt everyday and she'll probabally still be dressing like a pole dancer at the prom.
countrygirl@heart
" Those are some huge lots of land you got there my lady."
Being a retired farmer and having raised several livestock,I tell you right now ,that lady is ready for milking. I ain't lying. I had a old sal once that nursed 7 piglets. And as sure as I'm sitting here, I know she could mother 2 sets of twins this very day.
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