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Friday, May 04, 2018

Serial pooper at New Jersey high school football field turns out to be superintendent, police say

HOLMDEL, N.J. - Authorities said they cracked the case of a mysterious serial pooper targeting a high school football field in New Jersey and the identity of the suspect came as quite a surprise: a school superintendent.

The Holmdel Township Police Department said the resource officer at Holmdel High School was alerted to the feces fiasco by school staff.

According to investigators, the stool scoundrel was defecating on the field “on a daily basis.”

The resource officer, along with some staff, surveilled the field for the dastardly defecator and identified the suspect as 42-year-old Thomas Tramaglini. He lives several miles from the high school, but is the superintendent of Kenilworth Public Schools, another school district in New Jersey.



Anonymous said...

Is that Dr. Hanlin?

Anonymous said...

This is truly a crappy situation.
It also stinks of foul play.
Leaving political promises on the grass, not good.

Anonymous said...

Remember this was happening right in Salisbury.

Anonymous said...

I know, I live in Deer Harbour. Doesn't seem to faze the guy, I think he still lives here. Drives 50 thru the neighborhood in his manly Jeep, what a clown.

Anonymous said...

What an ass.

Anonymous said...

Do you have a head injury?

Anonymous said...

Holy Sh** !!