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Sunday, October 13, 2013

Have You Been E Vited?

An Afternoon on Salisbury's Downtown Plaza


Host: Jim Ireton
When: Saturday, November 2 from 3:00 PMto 5:00 PM
Where: Roadie Joe's Bar & Grill


While only a select group of people have been personally invited by the Mayor, Roadie Joe's is a public establishment in which anyone who would like to watch the Mayor make a complete jackass out of himself can attend.

Ladies, LOCK THE BATHROOM DOOR. 

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

10-8-13
I DON`T attend GAY functions no matter who sponsors them!

Anonymous said...

Males-LOCK THE BATHROOM DOOR AND DON'T DROP THE SOAP!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, actually, the Mayor is capable of making a complete jackass of himself anywhere he goes. Its not just a special event at Roadie Joe's.

And I thought he was more of a pocket pool kind of guy, not billiards?

Anonymous said...

What if the soap is in a dispenser mounted on the wall? Could that be hazardous as well?

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to seeing you there Joe!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he can explain why all the jobs are leaving Salisbury. Maybe he's going to explain how he's going to bring employment to this dying town. But honestly he will just make an ass out of himself.

Anonymous said...

can someone tell me why cracker barrel was not able to come to Salisbury?

Anonymous said...

2:52 I heard they wanted a certain height sign so it could have been seen from the bipass and they could not get it approved . Has anyone else heard this?

Anonymous said...

Host? What does that mean? Is his campaign committee in full swing? Is he using tax payer dollars? Is he not doing anything but making sound like he's "buying"? Is he using his office to promote a private business?

What does this mean?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't go there just because liarton would be there.

Anonymous said...

So troubling to read, "LOCK THE BATHROOM DOOR," about an event being sponsored by a teacher.