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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Medicare Part X

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? Theyre all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?


Anonymous said...

our family has been talking about this for years..if necessary, we're ready.

Anonymous said...

And if you wanna trade your willey for a suzy they'll pay for that too!
Acually, WE the taxpayers pay for some Democrat's poor decision to pay for sex changes for inmates.

Anonymous said...

may i make suggestions/nominations for the politicians in question or would that be considered a published threat?

Anonymous said...

LOL LOL i love it! The only problem with this article is anonymous 10:02 the Dems did not start this free health care program. While working at Deers Head Hospital under the Republicans we gave free kidney dialysis to prisoners on a daily basis. We gave inpatient care to other hardened criminals for hospice care. PRMC gave free cardiac cath and xrays too. Remember the Dems are not solely responsible for Busch x2 programs.

Anonymous said...

so sad but so true. free health care is given to inmates because the dumbocrats pushed for it. it wasn't humane for inmates to have a toothache and just pull the tooth, no we (the taxpayers) need to fill the tooth for him; if he can't see we need to give him an eye exam and glasses. I think the inmates should pay for these services, or their family on the outside, otherwise they can do what the rest of us do -- deal with the pain, or whatever, until you have the cash in hand to pay for the cure.

Anonymous said...

So you are advocating the murder of us civilians/politicians? Oh the irony.

Yep, sounds like a conservative post to me

Anonymous said...

I read it right here on SBY News.Tomorrow morning I'm applying for my gun.