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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Why Mitt Romney Is Unlikable!

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten List to explain this "unlikablility."

Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)

4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's America?

7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.

My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

And he looks like us and doesn't have a weird sounding name.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Joe, he donated to charity his entire enheritance! He's donated tens of millions of his OWN money to charity.

Anonymous said...

There are Dems that really like Romney for all the reasons you say. The real problem is that he isn't conservative enough for the loonytunes of the GOP who call the shots.

Anonymous said...

Dont forget he also has a BIRTH CERTIFIC making him a BONIFIED AMERICAN.

Anonymous said...

1:23,
Have you seen his birth certificate? I am pretty sure it is fake.

Anonymous said...

I doubt very seriously if Romney's birth cerificate is a fake afterall his mother was not some 'hoe' gallavanting around from 3rd world country to 3rd world country sleeping with every man who gave her a second look.

Anonymous said...

1238-The GOP may not come out to vote because of Romney. But they will come out to vote against Obama. 2010 was just a precursor.

Anonymous said...

It's like anything, if what you have isn't working, you select a new improved hope and change

Anonymous said...

I haven't been a big Romney supporter, but this says a lot. I think I've just changed my tune. I'm not sure if he'll be a good president or not but I'd have to say his "character" would be a refreshing change from most of today's politicians. Looks like I'm going to the polls after all.

Anonymous said...

Romney has NOT released a Birth Certificate, he's released a Certificate of Live Birth, just like the one Obama released. And just like Obama, his dad wasn't born in the U.S., either.

Anonymous said...

@6:27

What's good for the POTUS, is good enough for a candidate.

When Obama releases his records, then I'd say Romney should do the same. Until Obama releases his records from Columbia University, if I was Romney I wouldn't release any more than I had to.

Anonymous said...

some with a brain, that would be a nice CHANGE over what we currently have. I HOPE it happens.

lmclain said...

Give us the top ten reasons for voting for obama... lol.... After "he's black", whatcha got? I'll spot ya nine....