In an attempt to go green, Cascades tissue company is browning up their toilet paper with a 100% recycled, unbleached offering. They're peddling the brown bath tissue to businesses now and hope to bring it to consumers' bathrooms later this year. But yeah, brown toilet paper! Interesting.
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4 comments:
The only problem with brown is how do you know when to stop wiping cause your butt is clean.
Put a picture of Obama on it and it will fly off the shelves.
The first brown toilet paper I ever saw had wood fibers and splinters, and perhaps some bark. It was called John Wayne toilet paper. It was rough and tough and didn't take any shit off anybody.
I use corn cobs instead; two red ones and a white one. I use a red one first then use the white one to see If I need the other red one.
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