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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Environmentally-Friendly Toilet Paper Is Just The Right Shade Of Brown

In an attempt to go green, Cascades tissue company is browning up their toilet paper with a 100% recycled, unbleached offering. They're peddling the brown bath tissue to businesses now and hope to bring it to consumers' bathrooms later this year. But yeah, brown toilet paper! Interesting.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only problem with brown is how do you know when to stop wiping cause your butt is clean.

Anonymous said...

Put a picture of Obama on it and it will fly off the shelves.

Anonymous said...

The first brown toilet paper I ever saw had wood fibers and splinters, and perhaps some bark. It was called John Wayne toilet paper. It was rough and tough and didn't take any shit off anybody.

Anonymous said...

I use corn cobs instead; two red ones and a white one. I use a red one first then use the white one to see If I need the other red one.