We have a problem. Can you fork over another $5 billion? We’ve blown through the first wad. It seems our public relations campaign isn’t working. Our stock is down 35% since you were foolish enough to invest in our insolvent piece of crap bank. People are withdrawing their money so fast we had to purposely unplug a few servers so they think we’re having technical difficulties. They are starting to catch on. An electronic bank run is underway. We only have days before we are forced to declare bankruptcy. Do you think the American sheeple will be stupid enough to bail us out again? We promise to be good this time.
Signed The Bank of America
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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