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Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Mysterious Orange Goo Washes Up On Alaska Shore



An unidentified orange substance is washing up on the shores of an isolated village in northwestern Alaska, and the only thing that investigators can say for sure is that it is not manmade.

Kivalina, a whaling community of about 425 people located in the Northwest Arctic Borough region, has reportedly experienced a rust-colored growth in its water: both in a local lagoon and, according to the Associated Press, even in some resident's rain buckets. What exactly the substance is, no one can yet say, but Anchorage-based NBC affiliate KTUU reported that the Coast Guard is conducting tests to uncover its origin.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet its Barry's fault.

Anonymous said...

It's the secret ooze!!!

Anonymous said...

This has now been identified as eggs from an unknown origin and of an unknown species.Hopefully a positive identity will follow shortly.

Anonymous said...

Nah its SALMON EGGS or KING CRAB eggs.

lmclain said...

HAARP. Look it up.