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Tuesday, August 09, 2011

A Thought For Today

If you purchased $1000 shares in Delta Airlines 1 year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1000 shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1000 shares of Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1000 worth of beer, drank it all, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore, the current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401keg plan.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

and if you had bought gold at 450 and oz right after 9/11 you could buy a vacation home at the beach like I am right now