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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

ADVICE FROM LARRY The CABLE GUY



Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . . Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.


* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.

* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get 'er Done!
Proof that a redneck can solve the problems without spending $10 to research, 5$ for the control group, $60 billion to construct it, and $100 million to tell us all why it is wrong so they have to start over.

Anonymous said...

I completely agree with Larry. I think its a perfect solution.

Anonymous said...

go larry. love this......

Anonymous said...

Larry is a genius! Cable guy for president.

Stoker said...

This guy is great!

Dom Casas said...

I totally in your side!



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